bigmonkey

Hahaha, I +1'd you for paying them in $1 bills. Of course, now they're set for the strip club. You're actually helping the economy.

That look in her eyes is going to haunt me. So freaky.

I sent my girlfriend an e-card from http://www.awkwardvalentines.com/, and that's all I'm going to do. Not that I don't love her, she is amazing, but neither of us are into this holiday.

says who... hell i'll stick my dick in the mash potata's if i want to... Remind me to eat before I come over if you ever invite me to dinner at your place.

I've lived with girlfriends twice and they were better roommates than any guy I've lived with. Most guys are slobs. As girlfriends they pretty much sucked, but they knew how to clean up after themselves.

Never dip your cock in cheese. Its the law.

That was fantastic, I totally needed that.

Mine was in the envelope+cardboard, but wasn't all messed up. I just got lucky though, unless the two pieces of cardboard are taped together really tight, this doesn't work well for a single seven inch. I'm just getting my karma or whatever back from when my copy of the Dead To Me ep came and looked like it'd been run over by a truck. Not broken, but super warped. Shit happens with mailing, this is why I wish there was good record store for punk rock in Madison.

haha true. it just looks reeeeeally shady. it was a saab dealer; dude was probably part of the swedish mafia. Ha! My family's Swedish, I didn't even consider a Swedish mafia. I bet they have Ikea stuff that fell off the truck... Meatballs of suspicious origin, and all that.

I got a couple of these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000GPRPPC Works great for 11x17 tour posters, but there's no mat. If it does it for you, they're cheap and easy to mount up. I also ordered a 13x19 for an art print, they might have 12x18 too.

Whatever it is, maybe not like this: I'm fine with whatever faith people want to have, but this struck me as pretty morbid.

I really like Jake Bannon and Lauren Measure, even though she definitely has a pretty consistent style/look. I never really thought of Mitch Clem as an album artist per se until the UTI series, color me ignorant. His comics are pretty decent though. I like Baizley's stuff, but I don't think I could ever get a hold of one of his prints without a lot of effort/money and after the "I got a raise" thread, I realized that grad students don't really get raises. Sounds nice, but...

they say the fastest way to a man heart is through his penis stomach Sex makes a great ice breaker.

haha me too! you are not alone. and the governor's trying to get the unions to make us forego our contractual 2% "cost of living" raise in july. asshole. but yeah, my boyfriend was a tech at several dealers in the past year and a half and he told me he found a crapload of weird stuff in people's cars. he found a trunkload of guns once, haha. dont you think youd at least take those out of your car before you took it to the dealer to get work done? Would you steal guns from someone who leaves their car at the dealer with a trunk of guns? I'm gonna bet they've got at least one more squirreled away somewhere.

You should ask them why they chose the song to cover that they did. Was the artists work in general influential on them? Did that song in particular have a story or special meaning for the band/artist? Seems kind of obvious in a cover-song series, but I'd be curious nonetheless.

I had a dream last night that I was playing volleyball with my girlfriend and my boss and I kept spiking the ball really hard. Apparently I was really tall? My boss was being kind of competitive, and my girlfriend kept getting distracted. It was kind of realistic. Also, we were playing monkeys. Hundreds and hundreds of monkeys.

Fucking stoked. I'll probably pick them all up just to hear a couple new records, but I've been wanting Sitting Army on vinyl for over a year. The Falcon LP would be awesome to have on way, make it happen!

How much extra does it cost to press an additional 1000? If it isn't (relatively) much, and you know you're going to move them, why not do a larger pressing? Instead of justifying why to do it, can you find a reason not to? How much did people love Jay Reatard's increasingly rare 7" series? I feel like that turned into a thing about pressing numbers, which distracts from the music, in my oh-so-humble opinion.

I remember playing this waaaaayyyyy back in middle school. They could update with new units and had a different play style so me and my friends didn't know if it was going to totally overthrow Command & Conquer. This was a serious concern.

Yeah, seems unlikely. Good luck, all the same.

The fact that you were in elementary school at the same time Harry Potter books were being released just blew my mind. I actually had the same reaction, glad its not just me. Its worse when you meet a chick who's pretty hot, you talk to her for a while, and then you find out she's 18. Even if its legal, they barely know how to wipe their own ass...

How many kids books don't have magic or something? C.S. Lewis' books were pretty magical, IMO, Christian metaphor or not.

I do agree that some of the immediate changes he's made have been good (halting midnight orders, moving towards closing some military prisons/halting trials), but I'm curious what you think would be better. I'm pretty gay for Hopey McChange, but its hard for me to tell if I'm just not used to feeling (any) hope about a politician or if the potential turn around is that great.

Sriracha garlic sauce is the best, I even like it better than the regular sriracha. And we just call it cock sauce at my place.

Me and the gf both do, she got me into it just like everyone else and now it feels weird to wear anything to bed. Definitely boxers at the 'rents tho, Grandma can get lost at night...