Princess Logan Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 "Logan? What's that short for? Like...Logina or something?" SERIOUSLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Mike Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I remember a Cuban guy my wife used to work with who on breezy days would talk about the "windshield factor." Cuz, you know, it's what the temperature would feel like if you were driving a car with no windshield. konk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 "your beard must keep your face so much warmer!" i have literally no way of knowing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Simple, Ryan. Shave half your beard and expierence the difference. Metal Mike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funtitled Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 my real name is drake and if i hear one more thing about the rapper my head might explode superpeephole and Koolhandnick 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 my real name is drake and if i hear one more thing about the rapper my head might explode funtitled 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 my real name is drake and if i hear one more thing about the rapper my head might explode You could change your name to 'the rake' and avoid all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konk Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Joe Gerald? It must be the way I say it, but I don't know any other way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albert Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 "I hate to bug you but.." Then dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 "Can I ask you a question?" You just did. SpazzyMcGee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 as i'm folding shirts, wearing a name tag, headset, and pretty much dressed like a mannequin... "do you work here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 as i'm folding shirts, wearing a name tag, headset, and pretty much dressed like a mannequin... "do you work here?" I get asked this a lot. I'm wearing red, khaki, and name tag. NO SORRY I DRESS LIKE A TARGET EMPLOYEE JUST FOR FUN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I get asked this a lot. I'm wearing red, khaki, and name tag. NO SORRY I DRESS LIKE A TARGET EMPLOYEE JUST FOR FUN. I seem to get the opposite. It seems like everywhere I go I get asked if I work there. I guess I just look confident in my surroundings? I mean, one time I stopped at Goodwill on my way home from work (in a suit, mind you) and someone asked if I worked there. Same thing happens at grocery stores more often that is like to admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I seem to get the opposite. It seems like everywhere I go I get asked if I work there. I guess I just look confident in my surroundings? I mean, one time I stopped at Goodwill on my way home from work (in a suit, mind you) and someone asked if I worked there. Same thing happens at grocery stores more often that is like to admit. I'm with you! Waiting for the other half whilst she's in the changing rooms and a number of people will come up and ask me questions. I did help a eldery woman find a lovely jacket for her grandson though as he was about my size. Girlfriend got confused when she found me strutting my stuff up and down the aisle for this random woman though. SpazzyMcGee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I'm with you! Waiting for the other half whilst she's in the changing rooms and a number of people will come up and ask me questions. I did help a eldery woman find a lovely jacket for her grandson though as he was about my size. Girlfriend got confused when she found me strutting my stuff up and down the aisle for this random woman though. Hahaha! I've had that a few times too. That I don't hate quite as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konk Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Yeah one time I was wearing red and khaki and was at best buy, and a lady asked where something was. I showed her. SpazzyMcGee and 6heart6breaker6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valeriano Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 My girlfriends mom always calls Chipotle, "Chipotay". I don't know why but this gets to me every time. At this point I think she does it just to mess with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Reminds me of the woman at McDonald's who would say chee-pottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I work at a deli and I cringe when people mispronounce toppings: JalapEEno instead of Jalapeño Sala-me instead of Salami They don't even try with Chipotle , I've heard ChipOOtel, Chipatay, Chippy Sauce, Chipotl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valeriano Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I work at a deli and I cringe when people mispronounce toppings: JalapEEno instead of Jalapeño Sala-me instead of Salami They don't even try with Chipotle , I've heard ChipOOtel, Chipatay, Chippy Sauce, Chipotl Chippy Sauce? lmao Metal Mike and konk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Chippy Sauce? lmao Out of upvotes! Someone get him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konk Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 "Dasanti" - Mother-in-law "Woksabi" - Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalacticMelt Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I have a co-worker who always says "rise and shine sunshine" whenever he speaks to clients on the phone. He's a major bag of douches. Also, he whistles non-stop throughout the day. He can't even whistle in tune either. And just when you think he has finished....he starts again. I'd like to install a trap door underneath him, but he'd probably just whistle all the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Ok so this wasn't something spoken, but I can't stand that someone is dumb enough to do this. One of my bosses emails me to email someone else and re-iterate what they just said. It is annoying and aggravating as fuck that they can't do it themselves. Like, really?!?!? They have all the information they need right there and yet they add an extra step and pass it on to me for no fucking reason. It's only one sentence/statement. DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF!!! It makes me so ragey that I had to come here and vent about it. It's not the first time it's happened, and I just want to forward his email with the request to show others what an idiot he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Ok so this wasn't something spoken, but I can't stand that someone is dumb enough to do this. One of my bosses emails me to email someone else and re-iterate what they just said. It is annoying and aggravating as fuck that they can't do it themselves. Like, really?!?!? They have all the information they need right there and yet they add an extra step and pass it on to me for no fucking reason. It's only one sentence/statement. DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF!!! It makes me so ragey that I had to come here and vent about it. It's not the first time it's happened, and I just want to forward his email with the request to show others what an idiot he is. Wait...so...why not just cc the person on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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