Out of Breath Records Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Not gonna lie, a little surprised by the lack of avocado in most of your recipes. Y'all are fuckin up. My grandma has an avocado farm in Fallbrook. There's only so much unlimited avocados I can eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 i can understand tuna but MUSTARD & PICKLES!?? Theres something wrong with you. Yep. Mustard and pickles are only the tip of the iceberg, champ. I won't disappoint you anymore for fear of public shaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Who you calling champ, chief. I got my culinary bugaboos and my girlfriend doesn't eat pickles (because she can't) but downright hating both are just odd to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Yep. Mustard and pickles are only the tip of the iceberg, champ. I won't disappoint you anymore for fear of public shaming. Let's hear the rest so we can shame thou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 listen here, slick. add mushrooms, mayo, and onions to that list as well. ...i'll see my way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 listen here, slick. add mushrooms, mayo, and onions to that list as well. ...i'll see my way out. Heathen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyFrosted Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 onions You mean that thing that flavors almost every cooked food you eat? C'mon, son. Learn to love them and they will love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 You mean that thing that flavors almost every cooked food you eat? C'mon, son. Learn to love them and they will love you. Edit. If they're not carmalized/burnt, damn them. Damn them to hell! DAMN TUNA TO HELL AS WELL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyFrosted Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I don't understand the big avocado-on-tuna, thing. I'm a massive avocado fan and want it on almost anythhing, but avocado is mushy and tuna is squishy. It doesn't seem like an amazing combination. Am I missing out? Also, based on the texture equation, why would anyone think 'replace all mayo with avocado!' would be a good idea? If you're gonna replace mayo, just try veganaise, it's the least painful substitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted May 22, 2014 Author Share Posted May 22, 2014 You mean that thing that flavors almost every cooked food you eat? C'mon, son. Learn to love them and they will love you. Dude has a bad back and hates legit foods, no salvation at this point. I don't understand the big avocado-on-tuna, thing. I'm a massive avocado fan and want it on almost anythhing, but avocado is mushy and tuna is squishy. It doesn't seem like an amazing combination. Am I missing out? Also, based on the texture equation, why would anyone think 'replace all mayo with avocado!' would be a good idea? If you're gonna replace mayo, just try veganaise, it's the least painful substitute. I tend to agree, it's just a mouth full of mush. I'll do avocado on a burger and what not no problem, but a mud sandwich is no bueno. Lemme axe you all how to feel about hot lettuce. This is something I never really noticed until my wife brought up how disgusting it is and now I'm kind of put off by it, but not enough to abandon a reheated burger or taco, but still I didn't realize this was a terror for some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Horseradish mustard is a game changer. So is a pinch of paprika. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 vegan mayo ( you can make your self too ) mashed chickpeas lots of black pepper garlic powder celery pieces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Dude has a bad back and hates legit foods, no salvation at this point. how you know i have a bad back?! VC mods = NSA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 listen here, slick. add mushrooms, mayo, and onions to that list as well. ...i'll see my way out. hey buddy, I hate mushrooms too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedinexile Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 BBQ chips, my brotha. I can't eat a sandwich without putting chips in it. Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 My tuna sandwich Chunk light drained Mayo Chopped up hard boiled egg A little salt and pepper Sweet relish Toasted wheat bread. I want one now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Lemme axe you all how to feel about hot lettuce. What the fuck hot lettuce. That sounds terrible, like purposefully making the lettuce hot, that's just weird sounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted May 22, 2014 Author Share Posted May 22, 2014 how you know i have a bad back?! VC mods = NSA? Neez, you've put a lot of personal stuff out there and also gone after people for nonsense. Fools tend to remember stuff What the fuck hot lettuce. That sounds terrible, like purposefully making the lettuce hot, that's just weird sounding. Macrowaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Chunk light tuna, drained Hard boiled egg Diced pickles White onion Light Miracle Whip Served on an Asiago cheese bagel from Panera Bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Chunk light tuna, drained Hard boiled egg Diced pickles White onion Light Miracle Whip Served on an Asiago cheese bagel from Panera Bread. Everyone always hates on Miracle Whip but I think it's really cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Seeded mustard mayo Diced onion Thin sliced iceberg lettuce Tuna Cayenne pepper On whole meal or rye. Not toasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 People actually eat tuna? In 32 years of life I don't think I have ever seen anyone actually eat a tuna sandwich in front of me. No thanks. Also fuck mushrooms and fuck mustard. Pickles are great though. Satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Oh, and fuck coconut too! That shit ruins everything it touches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atticus Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 There was a girl that lived down the hall from my girlfriend in her freshman dorm who would mix tuna in her easy mac and microwave that shit. Made the whole fucking building smell like puke. That said: Chunk white Dijon mustard Salt/Pepper mayo Sriracha Crushed tabasco flavored cheezits I toast my multigrain bread in a toaster oven with extra sharp cheddar so it melts and THEN put the tuna mixture on because FUCK HOT TUNA IT SMELLS LIKE PUKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danionly Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 There was a girl that lived down the hall from my girlfriend in her freshman dorm who would mix tuna in her easy mac and microwave that shit. She has the right idea, but she's an idiot for using easy mac and a microwave. Get that girl a box of this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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