WAXXX Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 not technically pooping my pants, but sometimes i have to dig a bit between my cheeks when my anus area itches and fecal matter can get on my underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 not technically pooping my pants, but sometimes i have to dig a bit between my cheeks when my anus area itches and fecal matter can get on my underwear.That sounds like more of a hygiene issue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc32137 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 So a repressed memory just came back to me- I shit the bed once when I was 5. Woke up at 3AM and realized I was rolling around in it and started screaming. I'm sure the last thing my parents wanted to do at that time of night was throw their shit-covered son in the shower and start a load of laundry. I should probably thank my dad for it in his Father's Day card to see how he reacts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranaspank Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 You are looking at it wrong. I wait to take my morning glory until I get to work. If you take a 10-15 minute shit every morning, at the end of the year you have roughly 50 hours of throne time. That's paid vacation my man. Plus, you use company TP instead of your own. Saving paper while making paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAXXX Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 That sounds like more of a hygiene issue... i try, but... no pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranaspank Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 As told previously in the Stoner/Doom thread. So last night, I pick up my buddy and drive over to the Elder show. While looking for parking, I suddenly start to feel some bubbling in my guts. Figuring something was imminent, and not wanting to have to use the venue bathroom, I drive over to a Kroger to use their facilities. Things get bad, and it starts as I'm walking. I'm freaking out but trying to look calm, and it probably isn't working as I'm shuffling toward the bathroom. I finish up in there, throw out my ruined boxers, and we head to the show. I do not explain any of this to my friend. The show is way fun, I drink some beers, do some shots, rock out. A friend of ours opened for Elder, and they're crashing at his house, so we head over there afterward to drink more beers and pass some joints. So, my night started with shitting my pants and ended getting with getting stoned with Elder. YOU'RE WELCOME, WIZARDS! Because even if you shit your pants minute before, you still probably won't be the worst smelling person at a metal show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I have a gift of never having to crap in a bar. at home, glass of water and I'm in the can. at a bar, fried everything, burger and endless drinks and nothing. im truly blessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I poop in bars all the time Luckily the one I frequent the most has a really nice and clean bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Speaking of which, we go to that bar so much that all the bartenders just know my food/drink order. I just have to walk in and tell them yes or no when they ask if I want food. Plus today they hooked us up with some hush puppies. They have them for just the night as part of some dinner special. Hush puppies are not something you can normally order in upstate NY, so that's pretty exciting. I should note that I'm really high right now and so excited about hush puppies that I forgot what thread I was in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantheriver Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I have a gift of never having to crap in a bar. at home, glass of water and I'm in the can. at a bar, fried everything, burger and endless drinks and nothing. im truly blessed. Beer tends to sooth my guts as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 GalacticMelt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeb_enjoys_vinyl Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 It's really easy to shart while throwing up... But otherwise I haven't shit my pants.. Score Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 i have a handful of poop stories, sadly i've had several surgeries on my intestines and i have no gal-bladder. my scary poops can come from a fresh salad or a steak dinner. I NEVER KNOW its a battle inside my body - im trying so hard to hold it in but my body is trying so hard to push it out. i get wicked hot and im exhausted after. if you wanna know more, just ask. (things have gotten better, but once in a while...uh oh.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 i have a handful of poop Oh no! Shit got messy But seriously, that sucks man. Sorry to hear that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Oh no! Shit got messy But seriously, that sucks man. Sorry to hear that haha, my last poop emergency i guess you could say i had a handful of poop? happened a lil more than a year ago, i was in chicago and not one bathroom was around, gas station, out of order of course - went to a restaurant, wouldn't let me use it, threatened to shit on their floor, still wouldnt let me, but didn't shit on their floor, tried another restaurant but they were closed, by this time it was already too late, but i still needed a bathroom, found a fancy hotel and just walked through the lobby with all these dressed up folk, with shit in my pants and my hand grabbing my butt all sweaty and funny walking. i threw away my clothes and didn't eat from chicago until i got home in CT. that was the most recent. it really does suck, i laugh at those times now, but it really is a horrible feeling and there's a point where you give up completely and its just so bad, like you hit rock bottom. i do avoid certain situations if possible, when im shooting a wedding i either don't ear or ill definitely eat something that i know won't hurt me. ive been living with this for about 10 years now? i should be following a strict diet, i guess its my fault most of the time. but a salad? come on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Next time an establishment won't let you use their bathroom tell them you have a serious medical condition and will sue them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 does anyone else play a good soundtrack/score whilst dropping? it can change the whole scene and mood. you're either gonna feel rushed or it's going to be very very emotional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 i usually just swipe left. when i have a real stinky poo and i am on tinder, i find everyone unattractive it rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WAXXX Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 does anyone else play a good soundtrack/score whilst dropping? it can change the whole scene and mood. you're either gonna feel rushed or it's going to be very very emotional. not me. poops are sound free. just browsing stuff on phone until i finish. now i'm curious. how many people listen to music while pooping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I usually smoke a cig or a bowl whilst pooping. Makes the experience even more enjoyable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranaspank Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 not me. poops are sound free. just browsing stuff on phone until i finish. now i'm curious. how many people listen to music while pooping? I don't think I've ever put something on just for the occasion, but I wouldn't turn it off. If I'm listening to music and the mood strikes, I'm won't take the needle off while I head to the bathroom. I have auto-return on my table, it's all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 i def. dont put on music to drop a deuce. my work plays classical in the bathrooms and ive found that during the more upbeat ones (like a chase scene or something intense) i tend to feel panicked and rushed. like, OMG, id better hurry or this whole building is gonna blow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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