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I live on the convergence of two abandoned coal mines, the Ajax and Acme, believe it or not. The mines are about 100 feet down and full of water. You have to buy subsidence insurance, which is very expensive, to protect against loss from a sink hole. I don't know anyone who has it, and I've never heard of a house just falling in, but ours sank a little at some point in its 110 years.

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Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

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Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

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Ray: What have you been doing?

Egon: What have I been doing? While you're getting coffee for an hour? I've been digging a big hole in the middle of the street!

Ray: Wow! Looks like you've uncovered an old airshaft! It just goes on and on!

Egon: It's very intense. We should get a deeper reading.

Ray: Yeah, we're gonna need a deeper reading.

Egon: Yeah, somebody has to go down there.

Ray: Yeah, somebody's gotta go down there.

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