jesse Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Theres no way thats not real. he name-drops competitors man. The WWE doesn't have any competitors. New Japan isn't taking viewers or PPV buys and TNA fucking sucks. On a related note, who thought it would be a good idea to turn Sting into the Joker? Holy shit, it's so bad. I have to watch at least a little TNA every week because part of me enjoys the car crash. Did anyone see the travesty that was Scott Steiner in the ring last week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 No, because like you said it sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Theres no way thats not real. he name-drops competitors man. The WWE doesn't have any competitors. New Japan isn't taking viewers or PPV buys and TNA fucking sucks. On a related note, who thought it would be a good idea to turn Sting into the Joker? Holy shit, it's so bad. I have to watch at least a little TNA every week because part of me enjoys the car crash. Did anyone see the travesty that was Scott Steiner in the ring last week? watching it just because i've been hearing about sting as the joker. I kinda hope he goes to wwe to have that taker match next year at wrestlemania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehoffa Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Will be ordering the MITB PPV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Man in the Bastard is doing a reunion show on WWE and its going to be on Pay-Per-View!? WHERE DO I SIGN UP!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japes Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 This man is becoming a legend. I haven't watched WWE in YEARS and now he's forcing me to. It's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted July 12, 2011 Author Share Posted July 12, 2011 He was great as usual last night, even though it was obviously more scripted to WWE's normal audience last night and not smarks like me. I am seriously getting giddy at the idea of getting to pop for him in Chicago this Sunday, though. Fuck Cena and his jorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Fuck Cena and his jean shorts. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted July 12, 2011 Author Share Posted July 12, 2011 You have a problem with the word "jorts"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 "jorts"? is that a tara joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacktownjim Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Punk is at the top of his game, so glad to finally see him start getting the mic time he deserves. These promos have been magnificent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Punk is at the top of his game, so glad to finally see him start getting the mic time he deserves. These promos have been magnificent. which is sad now that he's on his way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 You have a problem with the word "jorts"? My perception was that jorts were tiny shorts on guys (ala what Steve Austin wore in the stone cold days). Cena's still look like his are from the rapper days. According to Urban Dictionary, jorts are: "Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable." Since Cena's character was a wigger, I figured him occasionally rocking Fubu made it acceptable. But maybe since he's white they're jorts. But yeah, I mostly agreed...fuck Cena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 "jorts"? jorts jorts " Jorts jorts "jorts" jorts....fuck Cena. jorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appletree Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 people still watch wrestling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Jorts are cut off jeans. Shorts are hemmed. Cena and Stone Cold both wore shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Also, don't fuck with me guys, I have Stone Cold Steve Austin smashed two Keystone Lites together before. I don't give a shit about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Jorts are far better than actual jean shorts anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted July 16, 2011 Author Share Posted July 16, 2011 My girlfriend just made this absolutely amazing sign for the PPV in Chicago on Sunday: http://twitpic.com/5qudko Anyone else gonna be in attendance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 if that doesn't get some tv time, then WWEs cameramen aren't doing their job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted July 16, 2011 Author Share Posted July 16, 2011 if that doesn't get some tv time, then WWEs cameramen aren't doing their job. I know, right?? Unfortunately, our seats are kinda shitty, but we will try our best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 awesome sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 CM PUNK! How loud was that pop when he came out, scott? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehoffa Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 pretty sweet!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted July 18, 2011 Share Posted July 18, 2011 Wow what a reaction. Cena didnt even play to the crowd on his way out. Glad to see Colt in the front row, but I didnt recognize the guy with him. Also an amazing match by both wrestlers. This match should show Cena haters that he can hang with the better people and still put on a great match. So excited to see where this ends up going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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