Shitty Rambo Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I tend to like No Idea bands and want to grow a beard. My facial hair grows in super patchy and almost not at all on my cheeks (I am able to grown a glorious mustache though). Any kind of ro-gain (sp) or herbal remedies for the face to encourage hair growth? Should I eat more bacon? Drink more whiskey? Cut down trees? I heard sailors used to rub their own semen into their faces to quickly grow beards but I'm not going to try and explain that to my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finchbadass Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 try transplanting hair from your ass onto your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 I don't own a cheese grader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 whiskeybacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactusbot Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I drink a ton of whiskey and my beard is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 FACT: Bearded men are tough cunts. If you want a beard, become a tough cunt. Until then, keep growing the pedo mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcapitillar Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Eat lots of nuts. Yes, nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Eat lots of nuts. Yes, nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcapitillar Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 ...and smoke tons of cigarettes while eating your nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sharkticon Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I heard sailors used to rub their own semen into their faces to quickly grow beards but I'm not going to try and explain that to my wife. this is an easy fix, just buy a bottle of face lotion and jack off into it a couple times a week. then you can put it on every day and not even have to think about it. whatever, everyone does it. it's just that nobody really talks about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenuthouse Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 An insane amount of patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 An insane amount of patience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 not giving a fuck about growing a beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 whiskeybacon And whiskeysausage. Whiskeybacon up that whiskeysausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 An insane amount of patience. This. Forgetting about it works best. I keep feeling like I should trim mine but I keep putting it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaddict Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkticon Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 my facial hair just kinda stops after awhile. thats 7 months of growth right there. my current goatee has gone untrimmed for 2 years and is not even 3" long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catalinacaper Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 It sounds dumb, but, letting it grow out, shaving it off, and letting it grow out again usually works. My hair used to come in patchy as well but after a year or so of constantly trimming it back it comes in really full now. Best picture I could find of it when I let it go during summer, though I've tamed it a bit since. Apparently whatever I was looking at was interesting enough to distract the cat as well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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