steventangent Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 whatever form they may take. today's headline: The string of daylight robberies (or last year's string of violent home invasion and assaults) is probably an equally big sign it's time to move. But yeah. She caught a motherfucking butterfly. And this is the local newspaper of record! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 You should move here to Reading, PA. It's a super-nice and fancy place to live! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 You should move here to Reading, PA.It's a super-nice and fancy place to live! ahahahahahahahaha. hahaha. oohhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 She caught a motherfucking butterfly. Dude, come on. She caught a motherfucking SULFUR butterfly. I don't want to live in a world where that isn't news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Feel Good Story of the Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrangerwithcandy Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 At least it's not another story of someone being murdered. It seems like that's all I get anymore around here between Philly and Trenton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 You should move here to Reading, PA.It's a super-nice and fancy place to live! ahahahahahahahaha. hahaha. oohhhhhh. +1 i lived in reading for a year, i think i went to Wilson jr high. any town with an outlet as the main draw is just sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 "2 men killed, 4 others wounded in separate east oakland shootings" - newspaper every sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 yeah man, fuck butterflies. get out of there while you still can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 The internet is no place for irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 it's probably a sign to move if the county you live in is filling for the largest municipal bankruptcy in the history of the united states of america.... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/09/alabama-bankruptcy-county-municipal_n_1084940.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 it's probably a sign to move if the county you live in is filling for the largest municipal bankruptcy in the history of the united states of america....http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/09/alabama-bankruptcy-county-municipal_n_1084940.html you win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Catching a butterfly = local news. Rescuing a butterfly = front-page national headline. I found plenty of humor in the fact that she prayed to god for the butterfly, and promptly rescued it by cramming it into a jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted December 24, 2011 Author Share Posted December 24, 2011 This article should have ended with "99% of people won't share this, will U? Press 'like' if U love UR LORD n SAVIOR!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlovecolouredx Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 bangkok is always welcome, bro.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 This article should have ended with "99% of people won't share this, will U? Press 'like' if U love UR LORD n SAVIOR!!" Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 This article should have ended with "99% of people won't share this, will U? Press 'like' if U love UR LORD n SAVIOR!!" +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 This article should have ended with "99% of people won't share this, will U? Press 'like' if U love UR LORD n SAVIOR!!" HAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 ur lord n savior sucked. i'm glad they broke up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopthisnoise Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Oh Pennsylvania..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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