hipsterasfolk Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 That Pretends their morning-wood is a flesh kickstand while waking up. Your turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 brushes their teeth in the shower to maximize efficiency in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 not to one up you but... pees and brushes their teeth in the shower -at the same time- to maximize efficiency in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 jacks off in the shower to maximize efficiency in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 prefer to do it at night, honestly. though i'm not opposed to daytime or morning sessions either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I wear Pajama Jeans so I can just wake up and go to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Honestly finds Ernest movies hilarious (minus Ernest Goes to Africa). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Honestly finds Ernest movies hilarious (minus Ernest Goes to Africa). Love all of them. Ernest Slam Dunk, Ernest Scared Stupid, and Ernest Saves Christmas. Top 3 right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Ernest Goes to Jail is the gem of them all but each has something awesome to offer. Glad I'm not alone, I've killed many film discussions with colleagues by bringing up the genius of Jim Varney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaxcowboyx Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 pees almost exclusively in sinks in public bathrooms/most friend's houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 pees almost exclusively in sinks in public bathrooms/most friend's houses. This is fascinating and intriguing. How might one go about doing this without getting caught? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaxcowboyx Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 lock the door. When I say public, it's only on bathrooms with locked doors. Maybe I'll have to up the ante and try multi-use bathrooms now too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catalinacaper Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 You just not like toilets? Some kind of phobia? Or are you just always too drunk to care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillhole Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Honestly finds Ernest movies hilarious (minus Ernest Goes to Africa). HA! I totally agree. I have a couple on DVD, I know I have Scared Stupid and Goes To Jail. I need to find Saves Christmas, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryq Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 am I the only one who hates when people brush their teeth in public (i.e., "multi-use") restrooms? lock the door. When I say public, it's only on bathrooms with locked doors. Maybe I'll have to up the ante and try multi-use bathrooms now too could you do that while someone is brushing their teeth in the bathroom? walk up to the sink, say "hey, what's up?" with a wink and a nod, and then let it go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mellietronx Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 eat the throw away parts of a tomato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 ...enjoys listening to traffic updates on the radio, even if I have no where to go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 ...gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyacrash Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 come on dudes Ernest goes to camp is the best!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 come on dudes Ernest goes to camp is the best!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 7, 2012 Author Share Posted January 7, 2012 pees almost exclusively in sinks in public bathrooms/most friend's houses. I pissed in someones cat's litter box and then proceeded to steal a picture of a man with a very fancy moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albert Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Ernest Goes to Jail is the gem of them all but each has something awesome to offer. Glad I'm not alone, I've killed many film discussions with colleagues by bringing up the genius of Jim Varney. I love ernest goes to jail. And christmas one is great too. Camp was alright If I remember right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 ...who reads magazines from back to front (not the pages, but I start with whatever articles are in the back first). if my girlfriend posted on this board her's would read "...eats pizza backwards, always"....seriously, never seen anybody else eat pizza crust first exclusively...it takes away your handle for shit's sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 ...who reads magazines from back to front (not the pages, but I start with whatever articles are in the back first).if my girlfriend posted on this board her's would read "...eats pizza backwards, always"....seriously, never seen anybody else eat pizza crust first exclusively...it takes away your handle for shit's sake Not only do I not know anyone who eats crust first, I never would have thought these type of people existed. What is this world coming to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 ...who reads magazines from back to front (not the pages, but I start with whatever articles are in the back first).if my girlfriend posted on this board her's would read "...eats pizza backwards, always"....seriously, never seen anybody else eat pizza crust first exclusively...it takes away your handle for shit's sake Not only do I not know anyone who eats crust first, I never would have thought these type of people existed. What is this world coming to? i honestly have no clue...i mean, if it's an especially greasy slice of pizza, all the grease is going to slide off of the front all over you...the crust helps prevent that...I remember Pizza Hut had that commercial when I was growing up with people eating the stuffed crust pizza backwards, but she swears it has nothing to do with that and that she's never had stuffed crust pizza....it's weird, and I can't seem to find anybody else in her family or anywhere that eats pizza like that either...Mississippi folk are odd y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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