controlthebleeding Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 hilarious. http://classifieds.thestranger.com/seattle/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A1323264 Ex-Mudslide Frontman Steve Thunderbolt seeks talented bassist and drummer to form a new heavy metal band Ex-Mudslide Frontman the great Steve Thunderbolt seeks a talented bassist and drummer to form a new heavy metal band. I play rhythm and lead guitar and sing. I play thrash, black, and glam metal. The only band in the history of heavy metal who has ever attempted this was Celtic Frost. It failed because they were too much glam and not enough black and thrash metal. I am the other way around, in that I have more black and thrash metal songs than I do glam songs, but I do have blonde hair so I have a glam image. I have a 12 track recorder and have made numerous cds for Mudslide including "Secret Right to Rock and Roll Reloaded," "Dragonfly of Passion," "Hollywood and Vine," "Columbia City Theater Live," "Studio 7 Live," "The Central Saloon Live 1 and 2," "Station 56 Live," "Chai House Live," "Colortura," "Merkava," "Dark Prophet," and our last album, "In My Final Hours." I have a lot of gigging experience and have my own amps and equipment. Please be over 21 and under 45. Alcohol and drugs are fine except for heroin and crack, so if you are into heroin or crack please do not respond to this ad. All races are welcome except for blacks, so if you are black, please do not respond to this ad. I am not racist, it is a drug issue and a safety issue and I cannot have black people at my house. I live in Issaquah and use my house as a practice space. So if you wanna do something that's only been attempted once before in the entire history of music, email [email protected] or call 425-306-9353. Believe me, where Celtic Frost failed, I will succeed. *the link has since been edited. i saved a screenshot just in case.. luckily i had it open in a hidden window. dude must have got a bunch of hate mail to his number because it's been changed in the last half hour. lol. metal posing with the coors light girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Holding. Back. Urge. To. Prank. Call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':lk27r3ip]'); else document.write('+':lk27r3ip]'); } else { document.write(''); } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruffy...the janitor Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I thought he said he plays black metal. BUH.DUM.CHHHH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 not gonna lie. im digging that brunette.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 "Believe me, where Celtic Frost failed, I will succeed." LAWLS FOR DAYS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I thought he said he plays black metal. BUH.DUM.CHHHH. this, not to mention no one ever takes musicians that fat seriously. especially if they are trying to do something epic like metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Tom Warrior was a husky guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Im glad to see that he has ammended his original post to show he also wont tolerate meth. I was worried for a minute about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattisr1984 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 everything about this is awesome. the band name. the pictures. the fact that certain drugs are okay only if youre not black. if you are, then apparently all drugs are apart of his problem with you. but hes not racist. oh, and hes creating music that has only been attempted ONCE before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Man, R.I.P. Mudslide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darronibaloney Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Lol, "Dragonfly of Passion." Great name for a Mudslide tribute. Who's in? No blacks, obv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Im in, only if I can wear that sweet leather vest and matching armband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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selfreliable Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Notice how you dont have a clean look at all their arms? It is because they are riddled with track marks and they dont want you to know. I'm not racist, its just the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 "The phone number has been cancelled due to a racist comment in this ad, as it was felt that the comment posed a threat to my family due to the possibility of harassment. The comment has since then been removed and I will update this ad when a new phone number at which I can be contacted at becomes available." Well, at least he was honest about the comment being racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':cl5pwc4b]'); else document.write('+':cl5pwc4b]'); } else { document.write(''); } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 I made it to the first solo he plays and it sounds like Greg Ginn if Ginn had never played guitar before. Also love how his shirt is unbuttoned in the picture, I love some sweet side boob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 His mom must have hated hate band practice night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 what kills me is how this dude has probably never heard Death or The Bad Brains, both super intense and entirely black. this has been making the rounds on Gawker and i'd imagine at this point, on Reddit as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 what kills me is that this band is so out of sync and sounds like major shit. if he had a facebook it'd be closed down within a day or two from everyone trollin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrangerwithcandy Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Fuck yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd1OVrCoFiY&hl=en&fs=1 EDIT: EVEN BETTER CLIP Holy shit he looks like Peter Griffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 what kills me is that this band is so out of sync and sounds like major shit. if he had a facebook it'd be closed down within a day or two from everyone trollin'. dude, you don't get it, he is attempting a musical style only attempted once before. and it failed! due to improper black metal to glam ratio. cut him some slack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexicondevil Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I wonder if this guy is mentally challenged. I mean it's obvious he is in one form or the other, but he really may be clinically mentally disabled. A real retard and not in the fun Reatard way. A sad day for the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaxcowboyx Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 So I thought this was straight trollin, and somebody was making fun of this dude, cherry picking pathetic pictures from the 'net and making a racist add. NOPE. http://wewhoareabouttodie.com/2012/02/11/mudslide-is-real/ and in case you guys didn't wanna read that site, just know that steve ain't racist. He's got the hook-up, and he's down with the Mexicans. http://youtu.be/Acj36F73xYI ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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