nobodybrokeurheart Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 fun things happened in here while i was working. way to go everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 don’t worry. every time I came in here I laughed about something new. my older brother said all the same things you guys did anyway. I’m still going, at this point if he does have a fedora and a chin strap, it will still make for a good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 i look pretty damn good in a chinstrap. it helps give my fat face some definition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Rad Super Semen jase 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Rad Super Semen adding to the list of people who need to get Double J'd... everyone involved in this. the designer, the model, the photographer, the advertiser... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 make sure you keep conversation light. topics like religion, politics, and sex positions are mandatory. avoid shit like backstory, jobs, and life goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 You should ask him about his last girlfriend right out of the gate...just to see if you two are compatible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Tell him when you look into his eyes its like looking into a vast ocean of light and you see all that great and good about the world. And then immediately after that is when you pull off the nip slip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Don't forget to ask how many kids he wants and how soon he will be putting a ring on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Or maybe, just maybe, YOU TOTALLY CAN GET HER DOUBLE PREGNANT! This actually is a possability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Oh, I know. I know very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 When you do let him know that you're pregnant, make sure to let him know who the father is: Jesus, let him know your miracle baby is the work of the almighty and that you want to share the love of the lord with him. That will make him hop down on one knee and attempt to make an honest woman out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 As for fedoras, Tom Waits wears a fedora, and if Tom Waits approves then I give zero fucks about anyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 As for fedoras, Tom Waits wears a fedora, and if Tom Waits approves then I give zero fucks about anyone else Batman is the baddest MoFo ever but that doesn't mean I can wear a mask and cape to the bar without looking foolish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideny Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 As for fedoras, Tom Waits wears a fedora, and if Tom Waits approves then I give zero fucks about anyone else I respect this, but adam levine also approves. I'll call it a wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Batman is the baddest MoFo ever but that doesn't mean I can wear a mask and cape to the bar without looking foolish. says who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 says who? That Batman is the baddest MoFo or that I can't wear a cape without getting laughed at? The first is just a commonly accepted fact and the second is an assumption. I was just taking your point to the extreme to make mine -- just cause it works for someone else doesn't mean it works for us. Is Tom Waits cool because of the fedora or is he cool in spite of the fedora? Cause if it's the latter, then someone of my level of coolness probably has no business wearing one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unwound Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 As much as I like arguing over foderas (both of you are too awesome to be arguing btw, make nice!) I lve got a general question for everyone. What are your experiences with workplace romance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 I wouldn't call that arguing. Despite what dating sites would like you to believe, the number one place most people meet their spouse is still work / school (saw it on one of those yahoo front page stories). You just gotta do it right. You really like the girl (assuming you are a guy) or is it casual? I wouldn't recommend a pump and dump. Not worth causing workplace drama. unwound 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 definitely not an argument by any means, I think it was two awesome dudes trying to make more funnies, if anything we were both setting each other up to make even funnier jokes off of one another. that my friends, is the anti-argument. also, never heard the term pump and dump, but i will be using it at least twice daily now unwound 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 alright enough about me. we need nicky and tianna back in here so the lady loving can resume Been working all day! but this thread has steered far away from the lady lovin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 nicky and madie went private. you didn't get their invite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 nah i guess im out, send me a copy of that shit though Ry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 oh i would be so lucky. we were all chatting on aim earlier, things got heated between them.. and i gracefully bowed out of the equation. i know they were trying to get you and katherine to join.. you guys see that erotic story time i just told? you got boners now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 big lady boner, people still use aim? is this legit also who is Katherine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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