Guest Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 WTF. AIM ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 My name is grandmapuncher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 As for fedoras, Tom Waits wears a fedora, and if Tom Waits approves then I give zero fucks about anyone else you know who also wears a fedora? this guy-----> just goes to show, if tom waits, beyonce, or frank sinatra can pull it off, it doesn't mean every other person can. it just makes everyone else look like an asshole (see pic above) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 im still waiting to hear about madies date tomorrow. how he took her out after dinner at the local applebees. drove her to a park and pulled out his guitar and performed his slap/acoustic rendition of "wonderwall". all the while she is sitting on the tailgate of his chevy tahoe drinking a four loko. ok, i may be going overboard with the four loko, but the rest seems plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Wow, I've missed so much. From what everyone has said, this guy sounds like a real winner, Madie. Hope your date went well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 im still waiting to hear about madies date tomorrow. how he took her out after dinner at the local applebees. drove her to a park and pulled out his guitar and performed his slap/acoustic rendition of "wonderwall". all the while she is sitting on the tailgate of his chevy tahoe drinking a four loko. ok, i may be going overboard with the four loko, but the rest seems plausible. Yep....waiting..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 it's tonight... I'll live post the entire thing. just kidding. it is tonight though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 ahhh cool. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Brion Riborn...or his other alias, Burbon Onion! http://www.allscrabblewords.com/unscramble/Brionriborn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Madie never came home last night. That Mr. Big cover must have worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 honestly, it went really well. I’m into him. He’s going out of town for about 3 weeks but we made plans for when he gets back. my only complaint is when he walked me to my car and went in for the kiss... he bit my tongue, a lot. needs some work. oh yeah, he definitely talked about how he used to wear a fedora all the time... and I thought of you guys. he gave me his glamor shots business card, and he wears a ton of rings, but oddly I am still really into it. I need to delete all this stuff, I’d be mortified if he ever saw any of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 glamor shots business card?? Is that like the "Hey the date is over, here's something to remind you of my soft features" Card? J/K Glad it went well for ya. Sucks about the tongue biting, how the hell did that happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Tons of rings eh? I tried to defend the fedora, I really did; but I can not get on bored with a lot of rings. Tell that tongue biter to knock that shit off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I hope you can get this guy to start posting on here. I need some massive help with the lady peoples and he seems like the perfect guy to help me out. Currently my checklist of things to get done before my next date includes buy at least 5 rings, start a poetry tumblr, wear a fedora on odd numbered days, change the spelling of my name to be unique, get glamour shot business cards. If I follow these simple steps I'll be irresistable. Just giving some crap, glad that things went well for you. I'm putting money on Madies Mixtape v.2 will include at least one of this guys songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I hope you can get this guy to start posting on here. I need some massive help with the lady peoples and he seems like the perfect guy to help me out. Currently my checklist of things to get done before my next date includes buy at least 5 rings, start a poetry tumblr, wear a fedora on odd numbered days, change the spelling of my name to be unique, get glamour shot business cards. If I follow these simple steps I'll be irresistable. Just giving some crap, glad that things went well for you. I'm putting money on Madies Mixtape v.2 will include at least one of this guys songs. it was 9. 9 rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 thats 8 too many, and that whole biting the tongue thing..thats not a huge turn off for you? I made out with a guy one time he kept shoving his tongue down my throat and his beard was all scratchy, it was gross. Never again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 9 rings? what the jesus fuck? there is no excuse to have 9 rings, never, not a single excuse. also, someone please enlighten me on this poetry tumblr thejesseb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 9 rings? what the jesus fuck? there is no excuse to have 9 rings, never, not a single excuse. also, someone please enlighten me on this poetry tumblr Tagged: memories, prose, risk, stories, trust, merman What else do you really need to know? Ok. I'm REALLY done now. For real this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Nine...then one must have been a thumb ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 it was 9. 9 rings. I have updated my checklist of lady killing guarantees. I mean it will take me a while to work up to the 9 rings. I'll have to start off with like 2 or 3. If I go for the 9 right off the bat I just don't know if the structural integrity of my fingers could hold up. nobodybrokeurheart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Nine...then one must have been a thumb ring. I was actually going to ask which finger was the lonely one without a ring, or if he was rock 2-3 rings on the same finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 pfft. phil jackson has 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideny Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 is ed hardy type clothing involved? and you know, they say how a person kisses is a preview of how they are in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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