Guest Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 You go, Glenn Danzig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Papi Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 both hands? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Alright so Im going to LA tomorrow for a few days and Im really trying to get laid out there. But it seems as if I forgot how to pick up a chick. I havent been in that situation in awhile since I had a girlfriend so I dont really remember how to go out and bring a girl back. Keep in mind I dont drink, making it even harder haha. What do I do? Advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Alright so Im going to LA tomorrow for a few days and Im really trying to get laid out there. But it seems as if I forgot how to pick up a chick. I havent been in that situation in awhile since I had a girlfriend so I dont really remember how to go out and bring a girl back. Keep in mind I dont drink, making it even harder haha. What do I do? Advice? LA Is a tough town to do this in. You need to convince some chick that you a) Have Money and know celebrities or are a player in the Biz. If you are neither a nor b, you'd better be damn charming and fashionable. I think if you are in town and want a one night stand, you can pull off faking all of the above. Most LA Girls really are idiots... Signed a guy who lived in LA for like 2 years. Edit: With all this in mind.. I too am going to be in LA for the weekend to see Queens of the Stone Age @mattsteelnj, you wouldn't happen to be going to that show also would you? If so maybe we can wing man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 LA girls are easy and love scene kids. Should be a piece of cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I need some advice that I'm sure I probably won't even listen to when I receive it. So more so i'd just like some opinions on what would be the right thing to do. I've been seeing this girl for a little while now and I'm not ok with some of her habits like smoking weed or drinking. When she picked up her weed she would go to a guys house and I wasn't ok with that. I told her it bothered me if she went over guys houses and she told me she would stop. It was her friends best friends birthday the other night and everyone was wasted except the girl I am dating. They wanted to get some weed but since they were drunk they asked the girl im seeing to get some so she went there and picked it up. The reason I found out was because her location was on her phone while we were talking through facebook so I saw the address of that kids house. She denied going there for about 20 minutes and then said she didn't want to tell me because she knew I didn't like the kid and that it was just a one time thing to lie and not tell me because it was for her friend. Her friend has been letting her stay with her for a few weeks because she has been having problems at home. Needless to say I was pissed about the whole situation and was ready to break it off but decided to wait to clear my head and think about things. She just told me her Grandfather passed away and she naturally is upset about it. So my question is even though we are not officially dating i.e bf/gf should it bothered me she lied for her friend one time and if it gets to the point of breaking it off with her how long should I wait to do so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 LA Is a tough town to do this in. You need to convince some chick that you a) Have Money and know celebrities or are a player in the Biz. If you are neither a nor b, you'd better be damn charming and fashionable. I think if you are in town and want a one night stand, you can pull off faking all of the above. Most LA Girls really are idiots... Signed a guy who lived in LA for like 2 years. Edit: With all this in mind.. I too am going to be in LA for the weekend to see Queens of the Stone Age @mattsteelnj, you wouldn't happen to be going to that show also would you? If so maybe we can wing man? I could easily lie, but I'd feel like a tool. But heat of the moment may say other wise. No I wont, Ill be in for a wrestling Pay Per View (obviously will not let the ladies know that...). But I may go to that show now that I know they are playing. What day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 So my question is even though we are not officially dating i.e bf/gf should it bothered me she lied for her friend one time and if it gets to the point of breaking it off with her how long should I wait to do so? similar thing happened to me. it should bother you. you have invested feelings and other emotional things into this relationship. being lied to is not a good way to be involved with someone. if they lie about something small, they will have an even greater non-hesitation of lying about something big. honesty is the foundation to anything. that and trust. it will crumble without these two. I've been seeing this girl for a little while now and I'm not ok with some of her habits like smoking weed or drinking. if this bothered you from the get go, then maybe you should have backed off and not pursued. getting someone to change their ways is hard and a very big commitment, especially if you two arent 'officially' dating. since its not official, im surprised she even stopped doing any of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I need some advice that I'm sure I probably won't even listen to when I receive it. So more so i'd just like some opinions on what would be the right thing to do. I've been seeing this girl for a little while now and I'm not ok with some of her habits like smoking weed or drinking. When she picked up her weed she would go to a guys house and I wasn't ok with that. I told her it bothered me if she went over guys houses and she told me she would stop. It was her friends best friends birthday the other night and everyone was wasted except the girl I am dating. They wanted to get some weed but since they were drunk they asked the girl im seeing to get some so she went there and picked it up. The reason I found out was because her location was on her phone while we were talking through facebook so I saw the address of that kids house. She denied going there for about 20 minutes and then said she didn't want to tell me because she knew I didn't like the kid and that it was just a one time thing to lie and not tell me because it was for her friend. Her friend has been letting her stay with her for a few weeks because she has been having problems at home. Needless to say I was pissed about the whole situation and was ready to break it off but decided to wait to clear my head and think about things. She just told me her Grandfather passed away and she naturally is upset about it. So my question is even though we are not officially dating i.e bf/gf should it bothered me she lied for her friend one time and if it gets to the point of breaking it off with her how long should I wait to do so? as long as she's not doing hard drugs or getting black out drunk and driving, just let her do her thing. it's one thing for people to not smoke or drink, but it's always bothered me when they act like others shouldn't either. i understand if you're upset that she lied, but you shouldn't be upset about her being at a guy's house to pick up weed. because, show of hands everyone- who has ever been in contact with a female who deals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collectivemike Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Dash, if you're not officially dating, you shouldn't be able to dictate where she goes (and who she sees). Unless you want to commit to her, she doesn't need to change her habits for you. Also, it's not like she's hooking up with this guy - she probably stops in for like 15 minutes, right? What's the harm in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 It's like meeting a stripper. Dating that stripper. And then telling her to stop dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 A weed man is a weed man is a weed man is a weed man. Let it slide off your shoulders and move forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 because, show of hands everyone- who has ever been in contact with a female who deals? exactly. if your girl smokes, she's going to be going to a shady guys house. that's pretty much it. I once walked into an apartment with a matress on the floor and porn playing on the tv. and a girl wrapped in a blanket who had clearly just got done having sex. and this was after I knocked and the guy told me to come right on in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbobrando Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I need some advice that I'm sure I probably won't even listen to when I receive it. So more so i'd just like some opinions on what would be the right thing to do. I've been seeing this girl for a little while now and I'm not ok with some of her habits like smoking weed or drinking. When she picked up her weed she would go to a guys house and I wasn't ok with that. I told her it bothered me if she went over guys houses and she told me she would stop. It was her friends best friends birthday the other night and everyone was wasted except the girl I am dating. They wanted to get some weed but since they were drunk they asked the girl im seeing to get some so she went there and picked it up. The reason I found out was because her location was on her phone while we were talking through facebook so I saw the address of that kids house. She denied going there for about 20 minutes and then said she didn't want to tell me because she knew I didn't like the kid and that it was just a one time thing to lie and not tell me because it was for her friend. Her friend has been letting her stay with her for a few weeks because she has been having problems at home. Needless to say I was pissed about the whole situation and was ready to break it off but decided to wait to clear my head and think about things. She just told me her Grandfather passed away and she naturally is upset about it. So my question is even though we are not officially dating i.e bf/gf should it bothered me she lied for her friend one time and if it gets to the point of breaking it off with her how long should I wait to do so? Kind of agree with Ry on this one. If she isn't drinking or smoking around you, you shouldn't let it bother you that much. I talked to a girl who smoked and I told her that it bothered me and she just never did it around me, which was fine with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I could easily lie, but I'd feel like a tool. But heat of the moment may say other wise. No I wont, Ill be in for a wrestling Pay Per View (obviously will not let the ladies know that...). But I may go to that show now that I know they are playing. What day? They are playing on Saturday @ Gibson Amphitheater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Dash, if you're not officially dating, you shouldn't be able to dictate where she goes (and who she sees). Unless you want to commit to her, she doesn't need to change her habits for you. Also, it's not like she's hooking up with this guy - she probably stops in for like 15 minutes, right? What's the harm in that? Yea about 15 minutes or so. Great advice guys I love your points of view. She doesn't do it around me or anything usually with her girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 as long as she's not doing hard drugs or getting black out drunk and driving, just let her do her thing. it's one thing for people to not smoke or drink, but it's always bothered me when they act like others shouldn't either. i understand if you're upset that she lied, but you shouldn't be upset about her being at a guy's house to pick up weed. because, show of hands everyone- who has ever been in contact with a female who deals? My current dealer is a chic. A mom in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 my neighbor chic was a dealer. but she dealt coke and harder drugs. i asked if they had any weed, 'na man, i dont do that crazy shit' i see. turbobrando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 My current dealer is a chic. A mom in fact. oh yeah, forgot about her. she’s also got good stuff. better than anything I’ve ever come across in michigan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Dash should date someone who doesn't drink or smoke. Alternatively, he could develop a fetish for lying and having his partner do things behind his back. Pool or a pond really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 i think he already has enough going on with his, feet, high heels, leggings, yoga pants fetishes. don't wanna overwhelm the guy right. oh dammit I forgot he blocked me, he can't see any of this anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zick Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 After a daylong discussion about breaking up over trust issues, my (now ex) and I decided to work things out. A few hours later I said I saw what looked like a nude of my ex on 4chan and she flips her shit saying I'm fantasizing about my ex and all this shit. She then posts several of my nudes on /b/ and that's where I end it with her. This shit is getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 I don’t know what /b/ is but if she posts your nudes anywhere that is shitty and the trust issues were real. f that noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 i dont even let my wife take my nudes. i dont even look at myself in a full length mirror fresh out of the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 i dont even let my wife take my nudes. i dont even look at myself in a full length mirror fresh out of the shower. I've still never seen myself fully naked, nor do I want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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