maneatingcow Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I would say that I find myself attracted to women with a "healthy" figure. Stick figure girls do nothing for, except make me want to offer to make them a sandwich. At the other end there are the women that I seem to most often attract, the women with the figure of a potato. Think stereotypical TV Sitcom Lunch Lady or Honey Boo Boo's mom. In reality I am pretty much like almost every other man alive, curves are what turns my head whether it be a more athletic frame or a thicker chick with more pronounced curves. But realistically all I want to find is an awesome chick. Preferably an awesome chick who isn't incredibly flirty while apparently "fucking the guitarist on the regs." (Although I did initially read that text as fucking the guitarist on the rag, which did internally make me chuckle) That was the last time that I met a girl at a bar that I actually was trying to flirt with, for me it takes a special level of awesome for me to be willing to want to risk rejection. But seriously how can I not be a bit smitten at a girl who after buying her a beer the first thing out of her mouth is "the first thing you should know about me is I'm aggressively anti-religion". Then later we were debating who has had a greater impact on society Noam Chomsky or Howard Zinn. That's what will make my heart go all aflutter. At this point in my life it's time that I start looking for a woman that is either hot, awesome or honest. 1 out of 3 ain't bad, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpitts Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Honesty should be the first thing you look for in someone. You want someone you can trust to tell everything. If you are in a relationship with someone and you're hiding things it's just going to manifest itself into bigger problems later. Awesome and hot are 1a and 1b though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I've seen this before. The middle finger ring is specially designed to turn mundane thoughts into powerful feelings. When paired with the wave ring to the right it turns those powerful feelings into poems about Mermen. If he has a Dreamcatcher at home it'll automatically push those poems to Tumblr. hahahahahahahahaha *tears of laughter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Brion Riborn also goes by the alias the Mandarin. Seriously whenever I see dudes with foolish amounts of rings all I think of is the Mandarin. Haha! YES!!! This is important and good conversation, but can we go back to ring guy for a bit? I'm not sure we've exhausted our potential on him yet. That pic is gonna be hard to top, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 this should tell you all you need to know: he had a framed headshot of himself in his kitchen. and he burned a lot of insence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 IN HIS KITCHEN????? ..I'd expect it in his bathroom or nightstand, but kitchen? daaaaaaaaaamn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 his FB page cracks me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 this should tell you all you need to know: he had a framed headshot of himself in his kitchen. and he burned a lot of insence. Did you fuck this dude? Please tell me you didn't fuck this dude, but if you happened to fuck this dude, please tell us about how small his penis was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 At this point in my life it's time that I start looking for a woman that is either hot, awesome or honest. 1 out of 3 ain't bad, right? Looks will always fade. Don't focus on "hotness." Find a woman you can trust and who more importantly can trust you. That's where love comes from. mpitts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 there was definitely no fucking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Hopeful plot twist on kitchen picture...does he live with his parents/grandparents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Hopeful plot twist on kitchen picture...does he live with his parents/grandparents? Would that really make it any less sad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tardcore Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I used to be into large men. like men who can’t fit comfortably into one seat on an airplane. Does that make the whole "Kevin Smith/Too Fat To Fly" incident spank bank material? scottheisel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch. Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Also, what happened to the ass appreciation thread? I just searched for it and couldn't find it. http://boards.vinylcollective.com/topic/73446-ass-appreciation-thread/ rudeboydh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 How would you know if someone was addicted to weed ? Would 3-4 times a week be considered addicted ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Can one be addicted to weed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Technically yes. But the ratio actual addiction to perceived addiction is probably way off, like ADHD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgry Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 No clue what the actual definition of addiction is but I would think it would be doing something way more than 3-4 times per week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Hey man, I am NOT addicted to masturbation. I don't like what you are trying to imply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 If you jones out when you can't get it then you're addicted. If you can puff and then run out and be fine, yr in the clear. If you lose yr marbles and tweak out over the smallest thing, or if you spend all yr cash on bunk cause you can't go without, yr addicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Can one be addicted to weed? oh yes. yes yes yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 im addicted to a lot of things. its my nature. its not good. but its possible. i love the smell, the routine, the fire in my hands..the many different things. i could go on. i describe addiction as this...and its my personal belief. when i dont feel like doing it, and still do it. thats addiction. im not chasing anything. im not looking for anything...etc. hard to explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tardcore Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 How would you know if someone was addicted to weed ? Would 3-4 times a week be considered addicted ? Having no idea what the inspiration is behind this line of questioning...I am just going to throw this out there. If you go to some girl accusing her of being a reefer-addict immediately AFTER telling her that you don't like her meeting up with her dealer and find out she's doing it anyway,it just sounds like a sad, plan B, attempt to manipulate and control her reasonable actions. These days many women are not digging the possessive types. It's not endearing or cute. It's creepy and sometimes scary. It's not like the good old days when a man could tell a women who she could talk to, where she could work, and what she should cook for dinner. What bothers you about the dealer? Do you think she is blowing him for dime bags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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