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Yup. This week has been really dead. **eh, eh. nudge**

 

Edit: sorry, that was just terrible.

 

As an expert, have you given thought based on your experience how you'd like to be buried? I hate to admit the amount of time I have thought about it but I feel I've been to enough memorials to know laying out what I'd like for those left behind is important.

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As an expert, have you given thought based on your experience how you'd like to be buried? I hate to admit the amount of time I have thought about it but I feel I've been to enough memorials to know laying out what I'd like for those left behind is important.

 

I want to be cremated and then have my ashes loaded up into one of those t-shirt cannon things and then shot directly at all my friends and family in attendance.

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As an expert, have you given thought based on your experience how you'd like to be buried? I hate to admit the amount of time I have thought about it but I feel I've been to enough memorials to know laying out what I'd like for those left behind is important.

 

I would prefer not to be buried, I've been looking into the legality of two things

1) Viking burial.

2) getting my bones cleaned by dermestid beetles and mounted as a skeleton.

 

If I were to do burial, I'd personally go with a green burial, no viewing.  Not as great for the company's bottom line, but I prefer it.

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I want to be cremated and then have my ashes loaded up into one of those t-shirt cannon things and then shot directly at all my friends and family in attendance.

 

Living in the Pacific Northwest, our cremation rate is much higher than a lot of the country for some reason.  I do significantly fewer burials than I would if I lived on the east coast.

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This is going to be a blood bath.

 

Phrasing.

 

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Check out this flier to this show I am going to tonight. It is a FUCKING AWESOME FLIER!

 

Nice....enjoy yourself good sir! I will likely be attending one (maybe both) of the following:

 

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OH BUT WE DO.

 

unless you're me. then you just creepily bring things directly to your doorstep.

 

No way but you absolutely should bring yourself to my doorstep soon.

I still have have to finish my local taxes and take you on a date to Red Robin.

 

 

 

 

I need to go run (er...walk) errands but it's iiicccky out. 

I don't think my credit card bill will care that I didn't want to walk to the bank in the rain.

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