futures Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Only if you capitalize 'I', and use oxford commas. i like the way you think sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Only if you capitalize 'I', and use oxford commas. Fuck yes. Oxford commas, always and forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The Oxford comma is my boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I haven't trimmed my beard in months. Not going to any time soon even though my boss' boss' boss saw me the other day and gave me a hard time about it. It was all in fun b/c I'v known him for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I'm jammimg Sorority Noise and getting ready to go home. Then it's Destiny until I pass out unless I make plans. Also, I'm 5'11. I feel like Will and Bruce are taller than me. Im the shortest dude in the world (5'7) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Im the shortest dude in the world (5'7) I almost dated a dude who was 5'2. I'm also 5'7. To me, you're tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffbloom Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Im the shortest dude in the world (5'7) I'm only 5' 8" and I hate it. Being short sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 5'7" is considered short?!?! I'm 5'9". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I think I missed the height conversation but I'm 6'4. I've always liked being tall though, great conversation starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamaface Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Hey friends, I'm back from work. ...please vote for me again?? Im the worst I know. http://bit.ly/1y65t6W What a lead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I always date girls who are like "You're the only dude I've ever dated who was less than 6 feet tall" And Im just like :-| I should be like 6'3 but my pituitary gland was like "LOL I don't work right." If it hasn't been for daily growth hormone injections as a kid Id be like 4'11 or some awful shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 It was crazy. I saw them open for Wu Tang Clan last summer which was awesome, but this show was a whole different animal. It was in the basement of a restaraunt that only fit about 200 people. There was also an open bar. I don't drink, but a couple of my friends got pretty wasted. Things got wild. By the end of the show there was broken glass all over the floor. The show was killer though. Tons of fun. The show ended around 2am and we almost missed the last shuttle to the ski resort we parked at, and on the drive home down the canyon we had to pull over twice so one girl that was with us could throw up. It was crazy. Also, Pauly Shore, Ezra Miller, and some guy from Entourage were there. Yesterday my friend sent me a photo of him and Killer Mike. I guess they went back up to Park City for some other Sundance stuff and ran into him. That sounds awesome. I would love to see them. They're coming to Denver tomorrow, but I can't go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I love all those Tinder posts about girls who say that want a guy that is least X'X" tall, then the guy asks the girl how much she weighs, and she proceeds to get all offended cause he asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 What a lead! I know! You guys are beyond coming through for me it's amazing. I love all those Tinder posts about girls who say that want a guy that is least X'X" tall, then the guy asks the girl how much she weighs, and she proceeds to get all offended cause he asked. Im pretty open about my weight but I don't look what I weigh at all, so that would really throw someone off via social media think. My height has saved me. And my boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I always forget how good the score to NFS (2014) is. I mean damn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I know! You guys are beyond coming through for me it's amazing. Im pretty open about my weight but I don't look what I weigh at all, so that would really throw someone off via social media think. My height has saved me. And my boobs. Boobs pretty much save anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I love all those Tinder posts about girls who say that want a guy that is least X'X" tall, then the guy asks the girl how much she weighs, and she proceeds to get all offended cause he asked. wellllllllll fat shaming is a thing tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Boobs pretty much save anything. Idk they make me go up clothes sizes and I have to wear 2 bras sometimes. Not into it. wellllllllll fat shaming is a thing tho Also this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 So some lowlife cocksucker stole my fucking identity and ran up a $990 bill. What the actual fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Oh man. I'm gonna look over Bruce at a show. This is awesome. I'm usually the shortest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 People are superficial creatures. If height is on the top of your list, please go get fucked over by (insert height requirement here) assholes. Maybe we will welcome you back to reality when you stop caring about height, weight, etc. Yeah, we are human and we are attracted to certain things; height being one. But to have height be a prerequisite? C'mon. People can't control their height. They can control their weight, their attitude, etc. But you can't control your height. Next thing that people will be having is eye color requirement. So maybe tall people can reach things higher on the shelf, but that doesn't mean they will love you more. So maybe short people can fit in a TV cabinet, but that doesn't mean they can't love you as much. But all these superficial people on an island so they can have each other for themselves. Then light the island on fire. I'll bring the marshmallows. Sorry, only people who have Android phones can come. (Hopefully you all appreciate the last joke summing up how unimportant and meaningless your height might be.) themeconspiracy, futures, Princess Logan and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Also, voted for Logan at 6. I have a tab with it open to vote daily until it ends. WILL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Also, voted for Logan at 6. I have a tab with it open to vote daily until it ends. WILL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Bro, if I didn't happen to be checking my credit report, I'd be fucked. I already called and VZW is investigating but it's already on my credit report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Bro, if I didn't happen to be checking my credit report, I'd be fucked. I already called and VZW is investigating but it's already on my credit report.Hopefully they catch the responsible asshole. That's so fucked dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Bro, if I didn't happen to be checking my credit report, I'd be fucked. I already called and VZW is investigating but it's already on my credit report. Did they run up the bill (or partial) on your Verizon Wireless account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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