TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 When she lived on campus, a foreign exchange student caved in our rear bumper. I still to this day have no idea how she managed to fuck up parking that much. The hole was bigger than my head. My woman was PISSED. Booooooo. There had better have been harsh words. I just generally dislike most people (lie, I like everyone once I get to know them a little)...but I also just have the worst road rage/car issues. If you're going to spend money to own and insure a car, you'd better make damn sure you know how to properly drive it, and be prepared to take responsibility if you fuck up. Also, people need to not be idiots. Follow the rules of the road. I don't want to see any of this, "It's my turn, but I'm going to wave you through anyway," bullshit. That's how accidents happen, jerks. Got me all riled up in here! Also, unless I know you, don't walk up to my window. I will not hesitate to protect myself if you seem threatening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 That's so fucked. Someone dented my lady's passenger side door, never even left a note. Its a pretty obvious dent too. People suck. I hate it so much. It seems like nobody has respect for other people's vehicles and nobody feels remorse when they fuck up someone else's car. I always park at the back of parking lots away from other cars so I don't get door dings. I don't mind walking farther to a store. Even doing that though, someone scraped the corner of the bumper of my newer car a couple weeks ago and didn't leave a note. It's not terribly bad, and I think it will mostly buff out, but it still pisses me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Booooooo. There had better have been harsh words. I just generally dislike most people (lie, I like everyone once I get to know them a little)...but I also just have the worst road rage/car issues. If you're going to spend money to own and insure a car, you'd better make damn sure you know how to properly drive it, and be prepared to take responsibility if you fuck up. Also, people need to not be idiots. Follow the rules of the road. I don't want to see any of this, "It's my turn, but I'm going to wave you through anyway," bullshit. That's how accidents happen, jerks. Got me all riled up in here! Also, unless I know you, don't walk up to my window. I will not hesitate to protect myself if you seem threatening. Oh, she flipped, but bit her tongue despite her feelings, because it did happen on campus, and the other person hardly spoke English. I will tell you, the time my lady spent in Orlando going to school really helped her become a stronger and more defensive driver. Situations where she wouldn't have merged before, she now can do with ease, and with a little more anger. It's sexy as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I hate it so much. It seems like nobody has respect for other people's vehicles and nobody feels remorse when they fuck up someone else's car. I always park at the back of parking lots away from other cars so I don't get door dings. I don't mind walking farther to a store. Even doing that though, someone scraped the corner of the bumper of my newer car a couple weeks ago and didn't leave a note. It's not terribly bad, and I think it will mostly buff out, but it still pisses me off. I notice it all the time, people fucking suck. I always put the carts where they go, so that doesn't happen, I always try to park like a non-asshole, BUT for every good driver, there's like 5 shitty ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Been in the car with jimmy for 12 hours total the past 2 days. I wish you all could experience the gloriousness of bigbruise road rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I am having this shittiest fucking day and everyone has bailed on me. Alone in my apartment spinning Jane Doe and just SLAMMING beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I look forward to never driving again!!! I think this move is more about that than anything else because it's all I seem to talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I'm gonna go see Eagle Twin and Cult Leader tonight to get the rage out. radiatorhums 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I'm gonna go see Eagle Twin and Cult Leader tonight to get the rage out. As dope as that sounds, everyone should come living room mosh with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 As dope as that sounds, everyone should come living room mosh with me. That sounds awesome. It's taken me like 6 beers to even get buzzed. What is happening to me in my old age? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 The middle part of Jane Doe where it goes Homewrecker, The Broken Vow, Bitter and Then Some is fucking nuts. I'm about to just start putting holes in the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I will join you if that means I don't have to go to work tonight Stupid work! Last time they fed me lots of cookies so maybe that'll happen again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 That time Converge played The Broken Vow and I busted my face and was spitting blood while screaming "I'LL TAKE MY LOVE TO THE GRAVE" was pretty fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I'm gonna go see Eagle Twin and Cult Leader tonight to get the rage out. Jealous... will spin Eagle Twin now as I will be there in spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Jealous... will spin Eagle Twin now as I will be there in spirit. I thought ghosts were already in spirit?!? Oh man. I should go back to bed, I sound dumb right now. No, I have lots of posts to make to for! JARED I WILL SPIN HOHOKUM AND THINK OF YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 That fucking "I LOVE YOU" breakdown at the end of Heaven in Her Arms tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I thought ghosts were already in spirit?!? Oh man. I should go back to bed, I sound dumb right now. No, I have lots of posts to make to for! JARED I WILL SPIN HOHOKUM AND THINK OF YOU TINA! My twitter name is @gorillasandrace Everyone follow me for snark, drunk live tweeting of things, and occasionally dark and emotional depression induced word vomit. My @ name is an Arrested Development reference. If you figure it out you get ONE MILLION Internet cool points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 TRIPLE POST BECAUSE FUCK THE POLICE I'm doing one beer per side of the record on Jane Doe. Since it's 45rpm I may be straight up drunk very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Hey. Somebody pick a record for me to listen to. http://www.recordnerd.com/lists/johnarington I just finished Baroness - Blue, so not that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 TINA! My twitter name is @gorillasandrace Everyone follow me for snark, drunk live tweeting of things, and occasionally dark and emotional depression induced word vomit. My @ name is an Arrested Development reference. If you figure it out you get ONE MILLION Internet cool points. I like the Eraserhead profile pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I like the Eraserhead profile pic I'm super jealous you have over a thousand followers. I've been spewing gold interspersed with bullshit for years and have less than 1/10 of that. But your background or whatever pic is from The Fountain so we're bros now. THE_James_Champ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 TINA! My twitter name is @gorillasandrace Everyone follow me for snark, drunk live tweeting of things, and occasionally dark and emotional depression induced word vomit. My @ name is an Arrested Development reference. If you figure it out you get ONE MILLION Internet cool points. "The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla...is for sand racing." I'll take my cool points in a lump sum, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 "The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla...is for sand racing." I'll take my cool points in a lump sum, please. THANK YOU! I've had so many of my friends, who I've WATCHED all of AD with multiple times, be like "The fuck is up with your twitter name?" Sorry, for tax purposes you have to receive 40,000 internet cool points every year for 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I'm super jealous you have over a thousand followers. I've been spewing gold interspersed with bullshit for years and have less than 1/10 of that. But your background or whatever pic is from The Fountain so we're bros now. *fist bump* I've been on there forever, and I spew nonsense and coheed nonsense, and I occasionally wonder why I have so many followers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Hey. Somebody pick a record for me to listen to. http://www.recordnerd.com/lists/johnarington I just finished Baroness - Blue, so not that one. In honor of my new tattoo.... Something Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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