abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 So I was the DD tonight. Icy snowy roads. Get to the party. 6 girls come out screaming. Stink like Woodstock. "get in tha ca" I says out loud. "coming big daddy" Doors closed. Time to drive..... Right.? No. They take all their clothes off. VERY hot women. I feel like I'm on an episode of bang bus. I lay low. I'm married. Baby on the way. I look back and the shits going down. In my moms minivan. Face sittin. Lots of moaning. A pair of panties flew by my face and stuck to the mirror. I pull the mirror to only see myself. Thong hanging off and I say: Get it together Charlie (me). They approach me. Want to go sit in hot tub. I took pics. What a night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Hot story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 Eclipsical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Yeah, your sisters aren't too bad looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 One of them Is. After I took it I got the hell outta there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 One girl from the first pic is not in the second. The second has two girls that are not in the first. This seems significant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 I posted that before added the other. Sis is in top pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 wtf. am i on 4chan? were these chicks the only people at the party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 No. Some hood rats showed up. U can see one in the second d pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeeMoreGlass Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Great Story Bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 2nd pic, far left in red...trying realllly hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I thought women could only be "hood rats"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Consider me a very jealous individual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 second from the right in both pictures is amazing. i can't be alone in saying i demand more information on this whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Post a pic of your sister doing something normal to verify these aren't random internet photos. Then let me hang out with you next new years. 500 mile drive seems worth it. skippy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 second from the right in both pictures is amazing. i can't be alone in saying i demand more information on this whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kforkevin777 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 That blonde on the left. Dayum. You lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billya Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Why does the one girl have a tiara on and the others don't? Seems more like a birthday party/bachelorette party. Also- second from the right in both pictures is amazing. i can't be alone in saying i demand more information on this whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 When I'm off my mobile and near a computer ill explain the whole thang ya'llz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
000000 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 These images have been around the interwebz quite quickly for something that happened last night. Someone call Snopes on this guy. http://www.tineye.com/search/1a576cab487f225f56efba4fb4a6b4a8bd3872de/?pluginver=chrome-1.1 http://www.tineye.com/search/a96d866b2191554d8e2e94abefcdee9066c26555/?pluginver=chrome-1.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 FINALLY you have won a record of my choosing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 These images have been around the interwebz quite quickly for something that happened last night. Someone call Snopes on this guy. http://www.tineye.com/search/1a576cab487f225f56efba4fb4a6b4a8bd3872de/?pluginver=chrome-1.1 http://www.tineye.com/search/a96d866b2191554d8e2e94abefcdee9066c26555/?pluginver=chrome-1.1 Yeah if you click through some of those links they were posted like a year or two ago. Fake story is fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 sorry guys...haha. but for reals. he gets a record. i was bored last night and if anyone spotted it, they won. just do a google image search drop next time!! 000000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 sorry guys...haha. but for reals. he gets a record. i was bored last night and if anyone spotted it, they won. just do a google image search drop next time!! Decent troll dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 um. not a troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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