circuit bored records Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Sold my integrated amp a couple days ago, and it'll be another week before my new one arrives. Can't listen to any records for a week :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I fucked up. I've really fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I fucked up. I've really fucked up. You didn't get your ex's cousin preggers did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 No sir. I may have told a little white lie in order to bed a bird that was supposed to go back to college in a couple of weeks. Her student loan just fell through and apparently she's gonna stay around until spring semester. Now I sit back and wait for this bomb to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 No sir. I may have told a little white lie in order to bed a bird that was supposed to go back to college in a couple of weeks. Her student loan just fell through and apparently she's gonna stay around until spring semester. Now I sit back and wait for this bomb to explode.What'd you tell 'er? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You aren't going to prison. You aren't putting yourself or someone in mortal danger. Seems to me you might be in a bummer situation, but you are pretty far from actually fucking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Free rad advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 BOOM: perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You aren't going to prison. You aren't putting yourself or someone in mortal danger. Seems to me you might be in a bummer situation, but you are pretty far from actually fucking up. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. BOOM: Reality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You fucked up. Lying to get into a female's vulva and subsequently, vagina, is a federal offense punishable by life in prison without parole. I suggest you lawyer up. hippielauryn and cbbrew22 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 If you can reduce your situation to a cliche than you're just asking for trouble yourself. Have fun with all the useless, petty shit. Can't wait to see you on the Real Word Road Rules Challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I wanna reiterate. I didn't actually lie to get inside, however the truth may have prevented entry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Shame shame. Since you lied to get her into bed just to sleep with her once, you probably deserve the consequences. codeine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You didn't tell her you had the herpes? Oh, wait until the grand jury hears about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 If you can reduce your situation to a cliche than you're just asking for trouble yourself. Have fun with all the useless, petty shit. Can't wait to see you on the Real Word Road Rules Challenge. You don't know me; I don't know you. So I'll leave you with the following... "Eat a dick up till you hiccup"—DJ Quik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Right on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'd be more concerned that she's lying about he loans so she can stick around and "see where things go" with you. And is she on birth control? Are you SURE? Did you see her take the pill??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 No. Yes. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malestudent15 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 When I was in high school I got a beej on the catwalk in the theatre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Come on, we need to know what this lie is. Catwalk beej. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Did She you do your little turn on the catwalk? Yeah on the catwalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I just shaved 6 years off of my age. It was intended to be 2 weeks of sport fucking but after sharing a doobie last night she lost all inhibitions and revealed deep feelings for me. The "L" word was spoken a number of times and even once in her sleep. Tick, tick, boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I just shaved 6 years off of my age. It was intended to be 2 weeks of sport fucking but after sharing a doobie last night she lost all inhibitions and revealed deep feelings for me. The "L" word was spoken a number of times and even once in her sleep. Tick, tick, boom. Lesbian? Lesbians? hobohunter48, circuit bored records and mitch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Love brother. Love. David The Gnome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I just shaved 6 years off of my age. It was intended to be 2 weeks of sport fucking but after sharing a doobie last night she lost all inhibitions and revealed deep feelings for me. The "L" word was spoken a number of times and even once in her sleep. Tick, tick, boom. Man, it's tough, but you gotta own this all now. All bullshit and kidding aside, if you don't come clean and you lead her on, you'll officially be an asshole for real. Smitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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