RowBearToe

Are you part of the government workers union? There is a point where it gets hot enough that they have to send you home. I just looked it up in my union book for our local and it starts at 88 degrees, depending on humidity. 88 and humid, I go home paid.

Thank you terp9rob!

That isn't even a chip?
Unless someone is making funyun flavored chips.

I promise there will be more!

Sometimes i forget Edmonton is in the league..

My 10 day old baby had such a massive shit, it leaked into her swing. It blew up the front and back. It was everywhere. This was at 4am. So we just took scissors and cut the onesie right off her and threw it away. Then she peed on the couch.
She's too cute so we just laughed. Also when changing her diaper, she sprayed shit all over my wife.
Fucking rad.

Our definitions of hero are vastly different

I was gonna ask you if you were high but instead I'll just ask; how high are you?

Excited to see Anthony Stolarz this season for philly. Could the flyers possibly be okay with goalies????
Probably not

holy shit i need this.  i hope it comes with the fucking brass knuckles too.

Pics or it didn't happen...

i'm married for almost 10 years, with two kids.
 
i don't get any girls IRL.

why would you do that to yourself?

I think you mean fooood.

Totally feel you about running too! Those are basically the two forms of exercise that I get regularly. Endorphins!

Yes. I also think it's funny that once he finally got rid of his huge balls, he was suddenly unhappy with the size of his wiener  . So unhappy that he decided to tell the world...

Whoa.
I couldn't imagine any of that.  But was "which weighed more than a baby hippo" necessary? I feel like "a large dog" would've sufficed, lol.
 
I came into this thread to complain about my ongoing tonsil issues, but I've decided to put that in my back pocket and wait for a page in this thread where sweatshirt balls isn't the post directly above mine.

It's you.

i can't wait for the post game pressers in vancouver!

*pats on back* there, there...

i contributed to this feeling you have, and I am sad because of it. 

Of course! That's why I'm sneaking in here! I'll just take everyone's copy so then no one has to be annoyed by it

I really want the baby's middle name be "bynorth".

You're probably better off. While I'm quick with the photoshops, I'm a brutal dictator as a commissioner. 
 
Accidentally dropped a player to waivers.... better hope you're in last place. 
 
Had to attend a funeral and forgot to set your line-up... nana shouldn't have died during football season. 
 
Can't make the draft time... good luck with the autodraft.