McCandless

I am impatient when it comes to my money.
I gave them my hard earned cash and got nothing in return.
 
enjoy waiting and act surprised with the excuse they give you at the end of the month when there is no record in hand.

Why do you know this?

I heard you guys wanted some REAL METAL?

Thank you...I should've done that to begin with. Sorry everyone.

I am glad I got 5 of them so I can listen to one, frame the second, eat cereal from the third, jizz on the fourth, and flip the last one at cost of 70$ on eBay because (insert random bulshit here). Also so i don't have to check this thread anymore because its jumped the shark. 

Now that I'm engaged all my damn exes are fucking popping up. GO AWAY!!

100% agree.
 
Or at least play on the Tuesday/Wednesday nights to give players an extra day to recover

They are alright until you get to the ginger nuts.

I like how the actual VNYL record store sells new records, but their subscribers only get pure junk.
 
Nick Alt, if you're lurking (and there's a pretty good chance that you are), here's a free idea: Every package from here on out should have one new, modern record accompanied by two old used records that somehow fit the same #vibe. Like, something THIS SIMPLE wouldn't cut into your profit margin a ton and would also make customers feel like they're actually getting something worthwhile, instead of mailing thrift-store records across the country just to be taken to another thrift store.
 
So, like, if someone picks "#danceparty" or whatever, send them the new Mark Ronson record with Bruno Mars on it, then some random-ass Stevie Wonder and Lionel Richie records too. BOOM. DONE. Your customer is stoked and you cleaned out your dollar bin.
 
Now pay me $36,000.

I can't believe there was international backers for this too. The price of shipping must of taken this to at least $40.

Congrats! Great time.
 
 
You're lucky that speed impresses your wife

Congrats! Great time.
 
 
You're lucky that speed impresses your wife

Oh man, these plot twists are great. What's next? Rezqua already did it? This whole thing is unfolding like a story that bake would write.

Some more.
 

 
 

I disregard Daisy. Never finished that album, never will.

Two variants are up right now at the Silver Bullet Merch webstore, if anyone in the UK or Europe should want it;
http://silverbulletmerch.com/collections/topshelf/products/sorority-noise-joy-departed-pre-order

Sending off the records I picked up for people on RSD:

Didn't realize there were so many. Haha. Yes, there are 10 there. I don't know how many records in total. Maybe 15? The things I do for friends.

First pictures of the limited release of the Ommegang Brand New beer have been released:
 

if they dont call it brand brew theyre missing out

Well, I mean, really any number pressed is an unlimited press if you subscribe to quantum theory, in which there are an infinite number of universes, and some infinite amount of those universes are pressing Deja right now. So...y'know. Infinite Deja.

Some newjacks...