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someone go through my deadformat shit and buy everything.  I'll throw in two cats, some Jeff Lemire comics (mainly Trillium), Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot", and 1/4 bag of wasabi peas.

also here's another random fucking gif near and dear to my heart

I'LL SNAPCHAT MY CAT'S DICK IF I HAVE TO

I believe I got back everyone's messages. I hope I did. I don't know at this point. I will say that since posting my crazy collection, I've gathered a couple new snapchat buds, one of which is in england BUT I WISH HE WERE RELATED TO ROBERT ENGLUND, and some new texting ppl!
 
To those whose records were mailed and already received, you better fucking take care of them bc it's a bitch to attempt at nonchalantly not caring about detaching myself from said records, and I'll call my buddy Liam Neeson to come find you and do other things if you DON'T take care of them.
 
Now that I've vented and before I pass out from day 6 of pain meds, I have the following gif:
 

 
I don't work until 1pm tomorrow, but I know I need to mail out Manipulator for a cool dude and also get back at EVERY BODY ELSE.
 
Here's my inquiry of the night:

If Will Smith were traveling on a train going 60 mph from Memphis, TN to Boulder, CO...how long would it take for Pete Sampras to ever find a Taco Bell bathroom?

chiropractor today did not prescribe me any sweet pills, but for you i'll chug a bunch of nyquil and send you nudes

My sister banged Jacob Bannon
 
Jacob Bangnum Style

So I've been off since Saturday, unable to move much and after doing research I figured out I managed to get a Rotated Pelvis, or Pelvic Obliquity. Tomorrow I'm going to a chiropractor before work, so hopefully they'll fix it because I've tried evveerryytthhiinngg. I've flopped and rolled all over the floor enough to see which records I want to sell (mine and my roommate's) because I haven't been on since last July! Forever ago, I also bought a back of 30 or 40 mailers, so I'm stoked to finally use those! 
 
I can easily send you a photo of any record, just text me "hey i wanna see ____ record(s) and a fat cat!" and I'll surely complete the transaction.
 
Any purchased record(s) WILL be mailed Friday bc I'm off and that's awesome, and I only have $32 in my account until Friday, anyway (THANKS STUDENT LOANS).
 
540-664-8961 is my cell so holla
 
I do have a deadformat list, and everything on that is for sale, too. 
 
Alexisonfire (offer away!)
 
S/T LP - Defiance Records/Distort | Black/500 **PENDING FOREVER AND EVER**
Dog's Blood EP - Dine Alone | Green/700 (Band Tour Exclusive) 
Dog's Blood EP - Dine Alone | Orange/300 (Band Online Store Exclusive)
Crisis LP - Hassle Records | UK Picture Disc/500 **PENDING**
Old Crow/Young Cardinals 2LP - Dine Alone | A-Marbled Black/Grey B-translucent Red/Black/1020
Old Crow/Young Cardinals 2LP - Dine Alone | 180g Black | Screened Cover - #39/70
Alexisonfire/Moneen - The Switcheroo Series - Defiance | UK Picture Disc
 
Alexisonfire/The Bled 7" - Ruth Buzzi/Counterparts - Sorepoint Records | UK Purple
Alexisonfire 7" - Accidents/No Transitory - Sorepoint Records | UK Green
Alexisonfire 7" - Aussie Tour 7inch - Dine Alone | White/220
 
That concludes the Alexis gems. Text or do whatever you want to get my attention. 
 
Here are some more fer yer health:
 
 
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs 2LP - Merge Records - Black (not 180g)
At the Drive in - In Relationship of Command - 1st Press - Black **PENDING**
Fall of Troy  - Doppelganger - 2nd Press - Oxblood/Black/1000
Fall of Troy - Manipulator 2LP (Still Sealed) - Sticker says "White & Gold Swirl w/ Pink and Blue Splatter"/500
Fall of Troy - Manipulator 2LP (not sealed) - same record above^ /500 
Giants - Old Stores - Tour Edition - White w/Blue Haze - #02/50
Glassjaw - Everything You Ever Blah Blah 2LP (Sealed!) - RR - Black
Glassjaw - Everything You Ever Yada Yada 2LP (Not Sealed) - Orange/2000
Glassjaw - Worhship and Tribute - White/2000 **PENDING**
Godspeed You Black Emperor - f#a# - Black Repress with all ze goodies
The Juliana Theory - Music From Another Room EP - Bronze / 200
MewithoutYou - A to B Life - Screened Print - Grey/Green Mix - #39/90 ** PENDING**
Minus the Bear - Acoustics - Swirl/5000 **PENDING**
Mogwai - Hardcore Will Never Die But You Will 2LP - Sub Pop - Black
Raconteurs - Broken Boy Soldiers - 180g Black 2010 Repress
Rocky Votolato - True Devotion - Clear/White / 473
Thrice - Beggars - Green #0541/2000
 
Newly Added: 
 
OKAY. THINGS HAPPEN:


HORSE THE BAND PIZZA UP FOR SALE. TOMORROW EVENING I'LL ELABORATE MORE (HOPEFULLY)
 

LA DISPUTE WILDLIFE BOX SET. WHOA.
 
LAST BUT NOT LEAST: MODERN LIFE IS WAR SOX BET:
 

 

 
Converge - You Fail Me - red w/ black fuck up /8ish
Converge - Jane Doe - Root Burr Float
 
Any record above is for sale.
 
(Not Pictured: You Fail Me - White /1109)
 
If anyone wants some Converge, say it, don't spray it.
 
 
 
 
7"s
Dead Hearts - Live at CBGB's (03/06/05) - 1st press Marble Blue w/ White Cover / 100
 
Dead Hearts - A Death in the Family – Purple /217
 
Dead Hearts - A Death in the Family – Purple / 50 (includes hand sewn neck and actual razor blade in hand)
 
Dead Hearts - A Death in the Family – White
 
Dead Hearts - A Death in the Family – Black
 
Defeater - Dear Father - Green / 500
 
Defeater - Dear Father - Gray / 1000
 
Defeater - Lost Ground 1st Press – Red/White/Blue mix /500
 
Golden Axe 2x7" - S/T – Black #'d 102/300
 
La Dispute - Here, Hear - White #'d 76/100
 
Polar Bear Club - The Summer of George EP - Orange / 300
 
Polar Bear Club - The Summer of George EP - Gray / 400
 
Touche Amore - ...to the beat (screen print) – SOUND & FURY yellow #37/100 **PENDING**
 
Touche Amore – Split w/MDAM – Black / 600
 
Touche Amore - Split w/MDAM – Coke Bottle w/Black Swirl / 500
 
Touche Amore - Split w/MDAM – Clear with Black Swirl / 500
 
Touche Amore - 2010 Box Set #124/200
 
United Nations - Never Mind the Bombings... - Yellow / 1000
 
United Nations - Never Mind the Bombings... - Pink/ 700
 
   
12"s
 

 
Brand New - D&G - AFS Orange/Black Swirl / 1000
 
Between the Buried and Me - Alaska 2LP - Transparent Red / 510
 
Between the Buried and Me - The Great Misdirect 2LP - Crystal Pink / 200
 
Between the Buried and Me - The Great Misdirect 2LP - Grey Swirl / 500
 
Between the Buried and Me - Colors 2LP - Neon / 620
 
Between the Buried and Me – The Silent Circus – LE RP – grey marbled /1000
 
City & Colour – Bring Me Your Love 2LP (Dine Alone Exclusive Edition but no demos CD came with it) – 180g Clear/557
 
End of a Year - You Are Beneath Me - Magenta / 1000
 
Every Time I Die - Gutter Phenomenon - White w/Hot Pink Splatter / 700
 
Every Time I Die - Last Night in Town - Black w/Red Splatter / 300
 
Every Time I Die  - Last Night in Town -  White/Red/Orange /500
 
Every Time I Die - The Big Dirty - Yellow /500
 
Guns Up! - Outlive - Friends/Record Release Press - Clear #'d 38/80
 
Killing the Dream – Fractures (screen print) – White/Black/Sky Blue Tricolor/300
 
La Dispute – Vancouver – White/ Red Splatter / 500 **PENDING**
 
La Dispute - Somewhere at the Bottom... - Cream/Black w/Etched D-side / 100
 
La Dispute - Wildlife - I have 4 sealed copies. "They're all first presses, but I don't know what variants" - my roommate
 
Polar Bear Club – Clash Battle Guilt Pride - 1st press Blue / 300
 
United Nations – S/T (with Abbey Road insert!) - Fiery Red/1000 **PENDING**
 
 
Have Heart - Songs to Scream at the Sky - Sound & Fury Blue
 


 
 
 
 
 
 
more to cum (maybe, idk)
 
 
 
Any information on specific conditions, or whatever the hell you want, just text or PM, I really don't care.
 
K cool bye

someone go through my deadformat shit and buy everything.  I'll throw in two cats, some Jeff Lemire comics (mainly Trillium), Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot", and 1/4 bag of wasabi peas.

also here's another random fucking gif near and dear to my heart

My sister banged Jacob Bannon
 
Jacob Bangnum Style

chiropractor today did not prescribe me any sweet pills, but for you i'll chug a bunch of nyquil and send you nudes

chiropractor today did not prescribe me any sweet pills, but for you i'll chug a bunch of nyquil and send you nudes

do you guys want any rare Touche or rare La Dispute or super rare Converge shit (like You Fail Me 1/8) or Modern Life is War box set kinda stuff?? 
 
I'm going to add a bunch more once my pain meds and whiskey chill!

got mine, good dude here

I like this guy.

YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE THAT MOVIE. MAKE SURE TO GET SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR BC WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING THESE DAYS IDK

YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE THAT MOVIE. MAKE SURE TO GET SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR BC WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING THESE DAYS IDK

also, i got too fucked up last night and didn't even get on the boards to post new stuff. AND now i'm heading to a "casino" for my roommate's birthday, where I'll be playing the penny slots and questioning the existence of the aliens walking amongst myself. Or maybe I'm the alien. 

ZEEP ZORP
 
If anyone wants to add me on snapchat and receive snaps of the aliens, go add "heyimdandan" and you shall not be disappointed.

I'll add records sunday since I'm off. Oh, and I'm off monday, too. Probably watch nic cage movies all day while i organize records.
 
"Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage" - an old facebook status of mine

this is making my dingus hard

Ya dingus.

this, this is the kind of thread i enjoy reading through.

chiropractor today did not prescribe me any sweet pills, but for you i'll chug a bunch of nyquil and send you nudes

chiropractor today did not prescribe me any sweet pills, but for you i'll chug a bunch of nyquil and send you nudes

Let me know when you're drunk and high on pills. Then I'll offer.

WHAAAAAAT. THAT'S AWESOME, MAN. 
 
My roommate lost his shit last night when AWK followed then tweeted AT him haha
 
He drunkenly ran around the living room saying, "He partys me, he really partys me!"

Yo I traveled safe as fuck...I even traveled to applebee's at 10 pm bc I was starving
 
Anyway, I'm here with all ze records. I'm gonna get crackin' on packagin' these other ones and..I've maybe 50 new records I have to add, uuggghhh