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and here you thought their only crime was their last couple albums.

and here you thought their only crime was their last couple albums.

Same as:
All sports. Especially college.

Did you take pics when you moved out?  I did that in college because we knew my landlord was a piece of shit, and when he tried claiming all this stuff, we took him to small claims court with the pictures as evidence and got all of our deposits back.

Fuckin' Florida once again proves to be the Mecca of idiocy.

Cocaine. 

I thought everyone smoked in jail.

Thank your parents for helping you miss these shows.

$30... is this a joke?
 
I think you should hold off regardless if you get charged right away or not.

Call and change his orders whenever he places them. Always get sauceless pizza and wings. Make his phone number your screen name and troll Pizza Collective asking for cassette copies of TMNT - Coming Out of Their Shells.

I've been and really enjoyed it. Their Maduro Brown is amazing.

Damn. Pitchers are risky but catchers are the most risky position you could find probably. It's a pretty good price / year.
 
I'm sure every Minnesota Twins fan is screaming "ha ha ha....you fucked up like we did".

I don't understand why you feel you need to sell everything. People get busy. There's nothing wrong with holding off listening to music until you get settled and moving 100 records is a hell of a lot easier then moving 1000. It's gonna be harder to sell 100 records we, the goddamn vinyl collective, would make fun of then to just take them with you. A shop wont give you much. You'd be better off just giving them all to a friend.

fuck you to dude.

^^^ Totally. Only 10,000 copies of that Flaming Lips LP is bullshit.

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/9106022/shaka-smart-remain-coach-vcu-rams

Especially when you get a text on draft morning that says that Jason Motte is going to the DL and proceed to watch someone draft him high an hour later!

I didn't mean to come off as that much of an ass but, with that being said, I'm biased because I know a lot of people who go to FGCU and I can assure you this is the most exciting thing that has ever happened there since Thomas Edison.
In other news, La Salle was in my Sweet 16. However it doesn't make up for all the other teams I lost. I'm looking at you, New Mexico.

let's change the subject about this FGCU talk.  no need to attack or poke at people.  ("WAH" comment).
 
VCU - good year - been a nice run the last few years.
 
FCGU - nobody saw this coming, lost to a D2 school this year... blah blah blah.  Florida will probably smoke them.
 
quality basketball ahead this coming weekend - very excited.  Louisville seems to be the strongest right now, but at any time, anybody can win. 
 
why is marquette still in this thing?!?

Wasn't any worse than anything that went on during the regular season, nationwide. This is hardly isolated, and personally I welcome it at the college level. They're students, they deserve to have some fun.

disagree.  they weren't acting obnoxious on the court.  sure, they were making dancing around on the benches...such is life.  
i was at the United Center a couple years ago when VCU made their splash and witnessed the same behavior in person - but I am sure you were not complaining.
 
and sorry VCU got destroyed.  might be best you turn the TV off the rest of the tournament. 

Probably because most girls your age are smart enough to not have unprotected sex with a guy who hasn't been tested. But the younger ones haven't learned yet.

First time ever for a 15? They are calm. Fuck man. This is their 15 minutes. Live it up.

Torpedo is good.  not my favorite type of beer, thought.  slightly hoppy for my taste.  
for the beer newbie, it may put hair on their chest.

Dude...Don't bring anyone around you kids who has done heroine in the last year. Tell her she can give you a call when she completely fixes herself and is stable for the long term. It's gotta come from inside her, though. Even in a normal situation it wouldn't be your job to help her through this. Imagine what your wife could do with the information that a heroine addict was in the same house as your kids. Goodbye credit to you for being a good dad in the court. Not even a grey area anywhere close to this situation.
 
And sorry this popped up in something that was picking you up...