Never Date a Crazy Bitch for 5 Years

[corbet]

I just broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years earlier this week and noticed my Suicide Girls, MySpace, Gmail, and AIM all got hacked. This further reinforces my belief that breaking up with her was the right thing.

Just a friendly reminder kids: don't let your girlfriend know your passwords and don't date crazy bitches.

[silentgods]

at what point during the 5 year relatonship did you notice she was a crazy bitch?

[adamlikesmusic]

Duly noted.

[destroyingthescene]

at what point during the 5 year relatonship did you notice she was a crazy bitch?

[corbet]

Well.... she suffered from depression about 2-3 years into the relationship but was fine on meds. I didn't think she was so crazy until she started hacking my shit.

[311thrice]

I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years about 2 months ago. I changed all my passwords and stuff, but I didn't even think to change my ebay password. Well one day I got an email saying my ebay password had been changed. So I tried to log in, and sure enough, she went in and stole my ebay account.

On the plus side, I didn't have to pay my ebay fees that accrued during that month, which was about $50.

[sonix]

Lol why would she need your myspace? :/

I gave my old girlfriend my SG account.. which she still checks.. but we're cool now so its not a big deal lol.

[rtw88]

At least she didn't hack your VC account and sell all ur vinylz.

[stranaspank]

I read the title of this thread wrong and went and did it! I fucked up!

[destroyingthescene]

It's been my experience that crazy bitches are equally crazy in bed, that caused me to stay with a couple girls a little longer than I should have

[geezfools]

I need a SG pass, what's her email so I can get your new password, heh

AKA that sucks, sorry to hear about it, girls can be so lame sometimes, ugh and actually me and my girlfriend are going on six years now, but she's alright so far, I should eb fine... *knocks on wood*

[eddieruckus]

They're all crazy dude

[mcnail]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[flicker]

you must be kind of retarded if after 5 years you didnt figure out she was crazy....

[j4m35]

just don't date, works great for me!

[jawbroken]

They're all crazy dude

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[deafmx]

They're all crazy dude

just don't date, works great for me!

[corbet]

you must be kind of retarded if after 5 years you didnt figure out she was crazy....

Breaking someone's heart reveals things you've never knew about.

[kirbypuckett]

If you let her know your password that's your own fault.

[brentoage]

If you let her know your password that's your own fault.

[kirbypuckett]

Also, you mention "hacked" your password.

Did you give it to her or did she really install a keylogger or something? She probably used the password questions that probably had easy answers to someone who spent 5 years w/ you. Again, that's your own fault.

That's exactly how Sarah Palin's e-mail account was "hacked" -- people used general public information to "guess" the answers to her questions.

Learn computer security so that these things don't happen in the first place.