flicker Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 yeah, so this happened last night. and this morning i told that bitch that she had better get to makin some breakfast, or start kicking rocks. And you know what happened? waffles, man. waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Was this a different girl than the one who dumped you a day or two ago? If so, well played, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 no this is the same one who "dumped" me two days ago. now i dumped HER. im winning this relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 fuck yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 no this is the same one who "dumped" me two days ago. now i dumped HER. im winning this relationship. so can she really be considered an ex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted January 1, 2009 Author Share Posted January 1, 2009 if you use woman's logic, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 if you use woman's logic, yes. Hey, at least you got some waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 no this is the same one who "dumped" me two days ago. now i dumped HER. im winning this relationship. Haaha thats some of the funniest shit I've heard this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Hey, at least you got some waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vito Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 out of both my exes, one i would never get remotely close to again, and the other, only for a hate fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vito Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 waffles would be awesome though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 waffles rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 welcome to the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 This is a healthy way for any human to view a relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 yup relationships = competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forgeagain Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 You've got hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 winning a break up is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I bought some waffles today. Best decision of the day by far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 i had waffles for breakfast this morning after hooking up w/ my ex last night. good combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 winning a break up is greatOut of 4 break-ups, I'm 2-2. The two I lost, I lost bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 i won a break up, got together with her, and won the next break up too. haha i was 2-0 with one girl. i'm 6-1 in my lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Why is it that the sex after you break up with someone is infinitely better than that when you were actually with the girl? It doesn't matter if you fucked her on Monday morning, you broke up Monday night and had sex with her Tuesday morning. That Tuesday morning sex is always way more awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 I was doing this not too long ago, after a couple nights she got way too attached and basically acted like we were dating again, which I wasn't into. Never successfully hooked up with an ex really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechevre Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Woah, you guys keep score? I guess I'm 0-5. I don't win. One I lost hard......and a favorite record! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Woah, you guys keep score? if you don't keep score, what's the point? life is a game, and relationships aren't any different. since you're scoreless so far, here's what you do with your next relationship. once you start to feel it going sour, you suggest for her to change some things up so things get better again. if she does, then things are better again and you win. if she doesn't, then you dump her and you win. either way you come out ahead. welcome to the dan wallach school of relationships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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