flicker Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow... she's fucking gorgeous. ......for a hooker. but yeah. would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow... she's fucking gorgeous. ......for a hooker. but yeah. would. The one mcm posted doesn't look to be a hooker, just a chick looking for hookups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 damn, she's hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanketbyday Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 yeah, scott it seems picked the least attractive one he could find.......hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Best thread since the "post ex girlfriend nudes". Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 http://buffalo.craigslist.org/ers/1129212474.html I'd take a steedy from her. i swear i've seen this chick in local utah CL ads. i'm guessing an internetwhorebot wanting you to join up on this here website, http://www.trueadultdate.com/join.php but yeah she's hot, i would go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charrette1223 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131316589.html hhaha oh shit, NO BLACK MAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Wow this really exploded. I'm glad I could bring you guys some laughter. I was kind of ashamed at first, but it was an ok experience. I really regret the going down on her part, I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Maybe I was just trying to be dirty, I don't know. Wow. I'm sober if anyone has any questions. I remember like 80% of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 shoulda gone w/ herhttp://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131327826.html or http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131316589.html or if your doin it for the story http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131300995.html for sure My biggest regret is not shopping around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 How'd it taste? Were you thinking of me while you were putting it in? Are you gonna call her? Was it awkward when she left? You bust a nut on her? Was she watching the clock while you were going at it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Are you supposed to tip hookers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 the only option now, is for scott to set up a hidden cam and redeem himself. If it happens again..and that's a BIG if..I will set up my webcam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 How'd it taste? Were you thinking of me while you were putting it in? Are you gonna call her? Was it awkward when she left? You bust a nut on her? Was she watching the clock while you were going at it? 1. I don't remember. It was for less than a minute. Jesus, I'm an idiot. 2. Right before she came over, I did think of the board. I said "I hope I don't get ronnithebear'd 3.No way am I going to call her. 4.When she left, and I could think to do is ask for a hug. 5. On her stomach. 6. she had an alarm set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Scott, I've probably never told you that you are one of my faovorite people here. Beause of this, i would like to share with you something: there is no shame in paying for sex. People will not advocate taking home a contractual girl over a a random slut. I say ' paying money > clingy desperate girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Are you supposed to tip hookers? Nope. She is already making enough money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Scott, I've probably never told you that you are one of my faovorite people here. Beause of this, i would like to share with you something: there is no shame in paying for sex. People will advocate taking home a contractual firl over a a random slut. I say ' paying money > clingy desperate girls. I was afraid to tell me friends at work, but I did. They were actually kind of proud because they haven't gotten the guts to do it. I "Set the tone" they said. Thanks for the kind words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 -1 for not killing the hooker after fucking her. If you pay her before you kill her, it's only a misdemeanor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 was she better looking in person or in the pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 was she better looking in person or in the pics? She was better looking in the pics. She was kind of tired. I was kind of dissapointed because she was wearing jeans and a tshirt. I kind of wanted the whole prostitute experience. You know, thigh highs, high heels, red lipstick. She also wasn't too friendly and didn't seem into it. I felt rushed. This is why I wished I would of browsed more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 If you're ever hesitant bout hooking up with working girls, read Henry Miller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 how do you not shop around? It's like watching a porno, you wanna imagine blowing your load to someone who gets your rocks off. If I was going to drop $150 on a hooker, I would make sure she gave me head and I got to titty fuck the shit outta her. Just me though, and if I got a hooker. Although, I have fooled around with a stripper, but I didn't know it at the time. And I ate her out like she was a buffet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 how do you not shop around? It's like watching a porno, you wanna imagine blowing your load to someone who gets your rocks off. If I was going to drop $150 on a hooker, I would make sure she gave me head and I got to titty fuck the shit outta her. Just me though, and if I got a hooker. Although, I have fooled around with a stripper, but I didn't know it at the time. And I ate her out like she was a buffet Yeah. I think I was just drinking and the price was right. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Oh, and I'm hitting up Planned Parenthood Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 The guy I'm dating is impotent (worthless), I would have done it with you for free! But now you are all tainted with hooker vajayjay germs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defanatic1758 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 The guy I'm dating is impotent (worthless), I would have done it with you for free! But now you are all tainted with hooker vajayjay germs. sup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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