heavyheavylowlow Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 The last time you shit yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I don't think I ever shit myself honestly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 28. I'm 27 now, I feel that getting that in now grants me immunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechuckdiezel Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 it depends are we talking a fulll load if so then prob the last time I was in Diapers which I can not recall but if we are talking about one of those fuck I though that was a fart and now I am a little damp type things prob my senor year of college so 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headtowall Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 i sharted once a few years back it was pretty bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranaspank Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I sharted a little bit two weeks ago, and got half in my boxers/half on the toilet seat about a year ago. I was so close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Like 1 or 2... Not since i was potty trained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilstrombone Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If I keep drinking 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troymess Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 28.I'm 27 now, I feel that getting that in now grants me immunity. Couldn't agree more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 If I keep drinking 29 drinking makes people crap themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 a couple of years ago. shit happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 not this past X-mas...but the one before that...so....I was 24. 2 days before X-mas, in the food-court of the mall...while holding hands with the girl-friend. left the dirty-undies in the stall, went to Gap and "Tried on some kakis" which resulted in stolen undies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I don't remember the last time I shit myself, but I do have the best "shitting yourself" story. My then-girlfriend and I went to the Olive Garden for some lunch. As we were driving away I realized I had to shit and I had to shit fast. I tell her the situation and I pull into the nearest place that would have a bathroom (a Taco Bell). Time is not on my side at this point and I'm moving with a quickness. They had just washed the floors and as I booked in the doors, I slip. As I hit the floor my ass unloads in my pants. Within a fraction of a second of hitting the floor I'm back up running towards the bathroom. I get in the bathroom, shut my eyes, and finish up what gravity started. I open my eyes to see that my underwear is a total loss. It's at around this point where I realize that the single stall is out of toilet paper. I realize that I have about a 50/50 chance that to my left will be either paper towels or a hand drier. I pray for the former. I turn my head to assess the situation and then look back at my soiled panties. My prayer was answered... paper towels... however I forgot to pray for it to be full. I can do nothing but laugh at the comedy of errors that lead me to this point. With no TP or towels, I do what MacGyver would do. I take off my drawls, wipe my ass the best I can with them, throw them in the toilet, and try to walk out as inconspicuous as possible. I LOLed all the way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I don't remember the last time I shit myself, but I do have the best "shitting yourself" story. My then-girlfriend and I went to the Olive Garden for some lunch. As we were driving away I realized I had to shit and I had to shit fast. I tell her the situation and I pull into the nearest place that would have a bathroom (a Taco Bell). Time is not on my side at this point and I'm moving with a quickness. They had just washed the floors and as I booked in the doors, I slip. As I hit the floor my ass unloads in my pants. Within a fraction of a second of hitting the floor I'm back up running towards the bathroom. I get in the bathroom, shut my eyes, and finish up what gravity started. I open my eyes to see that my underwear is a total loss. It's at around this point where I realize that the single stall is out of toilet paper. I realize that I have about a 50/50 chance that to my left will be either paper towels or a hand drier. I pray for the former. I turn my head to assess the situation and then look back at my soiled panties. My prayer was answered... paper towels... however I forgot to pray for it to be full. I can do nothing but laugh at the comedy of errors that lead me to this point. With no TP or towels, I do what MacGyver would do. I take off my drawls, wipe my ass the best I can with them, throw them in the toilet, and try to walk out as inconspicuous as possible. I LOLed all the way home. I will be +1ing you for the rest of the week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Flashback to June 2006...my then-girlfriend and I were at the Brand New show in Orlando. She said she was getting sick, but wanted to stay and watch the show, so I stood by the balcony while she laid on the couch. I could feel a fart coming on, and since the music was loud and there weren't many people around, I decided to let her rip. Well, it ended up being a really wet one, so I (like xxmartinxx) went to the bathroom to assess the situation, and realizing that my boxers were beyond wearable, I dumped them in the trash, and went back out to continue watching the show, going commando. About ten minutes later, I felt my stomach grumbling again, so I ran to the bathroom. Realizing my time was short, I struggled to unbutton and unzip my shorts. But in my hurry, I broke my zipper because I pulled it down to fast. I got there in time, but now, my shorts would not stay zipped shut, and I had no boxers. So I held it shut, and realizing I was getting sick as well, my girlfriend and I left, as I proceeded to walk through downtown disney with a draft. Not exactly sure how many people saw my balls on our way back to the car. Ended up catching the worst bug of my life and was bedridden for a couple days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawbroken Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 about last month. was sick for a week, didn't eat much other than liquids. walking downstairs, tried to fart, and it happened. weak. but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I have a thing about shitting on toilets that aren't mine... or I did, but I overcame it. But maybe 3 years ago I just finished a stint of hockey and had a few lockerroom beers, then went to my friend's house. As I'm sitting there, my stomach starts gurgling. I finally decide I gotta go home to shit, and all the way driving I feel it brewing. I pull in my driveway and start racing for the door, and about 2 steps away from the front door, the first bit slips out. I awkwardly waddle to the bathroom to finish shitting and clean up as best I can, then walk naked downstairs to clean my boxers and jeans in the basement sink. I decided to just throw out the boxers, but scrubbed the jeans as best as possible before throwing them in the wash. I'm glad it was like 3am or I would've been beyond embarrassed that someone saw that ordeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I soiled myself about 2 years ago. i wound up getting a nasty food sickness leaving me incapable of moving much. i had a fever, throwing up, shitting every 20 minutes, etc. After the first 12 hours, i just took the sheets off, put a trashbag on the bed, and went to sleep. luckily i didn't do much but wet the shorts a bit, and it barely leaked through my regular shorts.. i wound up just passing out in the restroom for the rest of the day and night till i could hold it again. it was not my finest moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Getting a real ass-leaking sickness is the worst, mostly because of the rawness that develops after wiping so much. It's terrible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexrecords Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I think I was 22. I was working this job at a nursing home or hospital and caught some nasty virus. For the next couple of days I was puking a lot (this is also, coincidentally, the last time I puked... I'm 31 now. I dread puking more than I fear death) and had terrible diarehea. After a couple days I was feeling better but still had the hershey squirts. I remember one morning looking in the mirror, feeling still kinda sucky, and had to fart. So I let it rip and instead shit myself because I still had the squirts. Worst. Luckily I was at home and my crisis was quickly taken care of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I can't shit at work..so about 2 years ago I got off and ran to a local grocery store..but they were closed. Between there and 7-11..i crapped a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 are you talking wet fart when you don't realize you got the hershey squirts or pull on shitting yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 are you talking wet fart when you don't realize you got the hershey squirts or pull on shitting yourself? First one and then the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 first one was probably a few months back when i was so sick i could barely stand and worked anyways due to a lack of sick days and health insurance. the other i was like 4 probably. never been drunk to the point of shitting my pants. only pissing on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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