raidenradio Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Zoidberg: Over there! We can escape through that capillery into the sinus! Hermes: That's strange. Normally you don't know anything about human anatomy. Zoidberg: I saw it in a decongestant ad! SOOTHING ACTION!! Action! action. Nibbler: Somehow he has managed to piece together other brain waves into a functioning brain. Leela: Like a prom dress made from carpet samples! Nibbler: Yes! Like your prom dress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I always knew this day would come... why... why... WHY DIDN'T I BREAK HIS LEGS?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 It's gonna be clamp this, clamp that. Bada-climp, bada-clamp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourfourtwo Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I'm gonna love this thread so much... Kif! I have made it with a woman! Inform the men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I'll chip in a couple Bender Quotables: Why can't she just drink herself happy like everyone else? Bodies are for hookers and fat people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Bender: bite my splintery, wooden ass! Beelzebot, The Robot Devil: Hello, Fry. Muahahahaha! Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am... oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in... places. Fry: Heheheh, yeah, they get around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidamnesiac Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Good news, everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Good news everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 With my final breath ... I curse Zoidburg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Leila: That really toads the wet sprocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 That guy makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Bender: I'm gonna spend eternity floating through space with hardly any swag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evvandflow Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 is this show..good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 With my final breath ... I curse Zoidburg! One of my favorites. Also: *sideways crab walk* "whoop woo woo woo woo" - Zoidberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Anything that comes out of Bubblegum Tate's mouth is gold, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 My favorite quote comes from Fry: "It's Friday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 one year later i got beat up at a neil diamond concert by a guy named scrunchy. do i preach to you while you're laying stoned in the gutter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element101 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 "I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three's Company" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlrose Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Amy: We're also Santa Claus! Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus. Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Mayor: Help us Jesus! Zoidberg: I help those who help themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Congratulations Fry! You snagged the perfect girlfriend! Amy's rich... she's probably got other characteristics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Zoidberg: This board sucks. The new one is much better. http://thevinylcollective.proboards.com/index.cgi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 (after too much snoo snoo) "The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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