pukebileforever Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Seriously, I just wanna live like a normal person again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 You spelled vagina wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourfourtwo Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Cost of a Vasectomy: $500 average cost of a Child between birth and 18 years (no college/toys/extras - just necessities): $530,192 http://www.babycenter.com/cost-of-raising-child-calculator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhansel411 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Seriously, I just wanna live like a normal person again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkticon Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 It doesn't cost anything to fall down the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Seriously, I just wanna live like a normal person again. The sleep deprivation is hard and I don't know what will make me want to have a second but I promise that it is a ton of fun and not easily describable. My boy is 15 months now and I want nothing more than to spend my time with him as he explores this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonskanks Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 i think you guys are crazy. ive got two boys (5 &3) and another on the way and i love it. im not going to say there arent time my head feels like it going to explode because there are. but it is completely worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 The very beginning is rough. I walked back and forth in our house singing the same three songs every night for seriously 12 months. She would not sleep any other way. She quit napping at 18 months, fights me about bed every single night and wakes up at 5 every morning. She's almost 7. It's completely worth it for sure, but the first year is ROUGH SHIT. Hang in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhansel411 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I really don't see why it's so hard. I mean sure it'd be easier to do what you want when you want without kids but it great. So much fun and as stated before, of course there are times when I get overwhelmed but it's not that bad. Mine is just a total brat. Gets mad when she is messing with stuff she can't have and I take it away etc. Normal kid stuff. But she's pretty much a perfect baby. A year old next month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukebileforever Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 I don't know, mine is almost four and freaks out over the stupidest shit. I'm a pretty chill dude so I dont know where it comes from. Even going to a restaurant is usually a huge hassle where my kid is causing all sorts of chaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 this thread is so damn true. i am currently a stay at home dad with 3 girls, and my wife works 6 days a week, 4 of those shifts being doubles. so yeah. i pretty much hate myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I have a 9 month old and he makes me smile and laugh every single day. There are times, not every day mind you, but there are days where I seriously want to shake the shit out of him (I do not, of course). He cries a lot and won't let us put him down sometimes. It's annoying trying to get ready to leave and all you hear is an ear-piercing shrill coming from a 20 pound sack of baby. The first year is rough and I am debating only having one because I'm a selfish person. But I cannot imagine my life without him. If he were to die or something, I really would think about taking my life. I cannot imagine living without my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 it's true. there are moments of each day that every single one of my children fills me with joy. but 99% their just a bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 i enjoy my girls right now. they are 13 months old and are pretty damn funny. i think the worst was the sleep deprivation early on but they have been good sleepers starting around 6 months except for the whole teething and being sick. i absolutely hate when i change them and all they wanna do is turn over and get away from you. i don't mind that they take away from what i used to do and that every single thing i do i have to keep my children in mind. i don't see my freinds as often as i would like but i do stuff like fantasy football and this here board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 hopefully my girls hate bugs. this seriously has me scared. i dont mind your usual house spider but when they start playing with worms and potato bugs i am gonna freak the fuck out. here daddy hold this frog........fuck that noise..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smailtronic Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 As has already been said, it starts rough, but gets much better. Once they start vocalizing what they want, and doing things for themselves, it really eases up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopthisnoise Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I can't wait to get a vasectomy and start banging out hot chicks lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Why did you even bother having kids then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 having kids is hard and rewarding like others have said. i personally know that my kids make be a better person too. i know i have to attempt to better myself everyday because of them. i know my life would be different without them and i'm pretty sure my life would suck hard without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I can't wait to get a vasectomy and start banging out hot chicks lol if you're not banging out hot chicks now, then a vasectomy probably won't change that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
struckanerve Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 http://xkcd.com/946/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I have told my fiance many times, that if she gets knocked up she will never see me again. Haha, I want kids as much as i want the HIV or the Ebola virus Puppies > babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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