roadmonkey Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I decided to re-enact a previous goal of mine, to just talk to 5 randoms each week. The first one was today. Girl at burger counter when I went to lunch with a co-worker. I told her that she had a nice watch. She said it was a gift from her first boyfriend. My co-worker says "I usually get rid of that shit" I say "Boyfriends?" she laughs.. should have responded to her with "What does your current BF think about that" Still rusty, but it'll get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 so after all that... she showed up at the bonfire i was at saturday night, and stayed for all of like 20 minutes. a half hour later, she was at the bar telling me to go there. i already had my plans for the night, staying at the house i was at, and declined. apparently this was all i needed to do, because by the end of the night she was drunk texting me, apologizing and saying shes done being an ass. texted her back yesterday morning to make sure it wasnt just the alcohol, and now were basically back in the groove we had in the first place. still not sure at all whats going to come of this, but im definitely going to take a more laid back approach to it here. but also, if i get another chance to get in her pants, not gonna waste it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 sometimes a good old cold shoulder is incentive enough to stop being an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Sounds like you know what you're doing this time around Ry, and also allows you to be more careful if she starts acting like a dickpenis again zacaroo21 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Am I the I only one around here who thinks that if it starts shitty it is most likely to stay shitty. I still say fuck that girl. Figuratively. But your young so go ahead and get a few more pokes in too. Just don't start planning your forever home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 i totally see where youre coming from. which is why i know to at least be cautious now. but my first real relationship started off with an insane amount of bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Sounds like you know what you're doing this time around Ry, and also allows you to be more careful if she starts acting like a dickpenis again quoted for "dickpenis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 ha.. were totally laser tagging wednesday night. AND THE THREAD COMES FULL CIRCLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 i totally see where youre coming from. which is why i know to at least be cautious now. but my first real relationship started off with an insane amount of bullshit. How did it end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 the same way they all do. screaming at each other because i picked up ice cream bars at the store and not actual ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Bitch can't be mad if they were Drumsticks. Them shits have chocolate in the tip of the cone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 That was basically my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zick Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Bitch can't be mad if they were Drumsticks. Them shits have chocolate in the tip of the cone! Just the tip doe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 What is everyone's stance on women and birth control? Who here takes the Mitt Romney approach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Woman's body is her own business.. That being said, whether or not she is on the pill/patch/etc I still wrap up. With the exception of the few years I had a finance/wife. Birth control needs to be taught to everyone like drivers ed. I'd actually be in favor of a license to fuck. Screw this abstinence now BS honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philviral Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 IUD's FTW. Fuck condoms lol. I'm probably going to die young... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I know enough people with stds and/or children with drug dealers to not be an idiot. I don’t know which scares me more, having a child, or a disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 You can't get a girls back pregnant. I kid I kid. KennyFuckingPowers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Children are forever most STD's aren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 from this week's SNL “If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill would come in different flavors, like sea salt and cool ranch.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Alright been absent for a little bit (midterms, ugh) so a few things Id like to comment on: 1. That Raffi pic was genius. 2. Its insane how once you stop thinking about that girl that you were really feeling because she was acting like a dumb bitch, she comes crawling back. Keep doing what you're doing Ry, chances are, you will fuck her. And if something more comes up out of that deal, wish you luck. 3. As for the pill and condoms, a womans body is her business. If she wants to get a baby vacuumed out, that's her choice. I personally hate condoms because I think I perform way better without them. However I am very choosy on who I choose not to wrap it up with. I dont care what anybody says, you know when you are going to bust or feel something coming out. From all of my experiences, if you just pull it out, you're fine. My girlfriend wants to get the IUD because she cant go on birth control (I forget why, wasnt paying too much attention when she was telling me. whoops.) but apparently it can ruin your chances at having kids in the future. Anyone know more about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Alright been absent for a little bit (midterms, ugh) so a few things Id like to comment on: 1. That Raffi pic was genius. 2. Its insane how once you stop thinking about that girl that you were really feeling because she was acting like a dumb bitch, she comes crawling back. Keep doing what you're doing Ry, chances are, you will fuck her. And if something more comes up out of that deal, wish you luck. 3. As for the pill and condoms, a womans body is her business. If she wants to get a baby vacuumed out, that's her choice. I personally hate condoms because I think I perform way better without them. However I am very choosy on who I choose not to wrap it up with. I dont care what anybody says, you know when you are going to bust or feel something coming out. From all of my experiences, if you just pull it out, you're fine. My girlfriend wants to get the IUD because she cant go on birth control (I forget why, wasnt paying too much attention when she was telling me. whoops.) but apparently it can ruin your chances at having kids in the future. Anyone know more about that? Depo Provera is an amazing form of birth control. It is done by an injection once every three months. The downside to that is it has been know for decreasing bone density and giving women a higher chance for osteoporosis. Also it should only be taken for about two years and then substitution it for another form of birth control. As far as IUD's go I know a few women on them and they love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Yeah she hates needles so the Depo Provera would freak her out. I think she'll eventually get the IUD. Shes just scared she wont be able to have kids in the future haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Yeah she hates needles so the Depo Provera would freak her out. I think she'll eventually get the IUD. Shes just scared she wont be able to have kids in the future haha. Yea that's the biggest problem most women have with it is that is done by injection. But if i were a women getting a shot 4 times a year seems a lot easier opposed to taking one pill a day for 365 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin848 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Yea that's the biggest problem most women have with it is that is done by injection. But if i were a women getting a shot 4 times a year seems a lot easier opposed to taking one pill a day for 365 days. But instead we have to be men and worry about doing nothing. It's a difficult life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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