afireinside7444 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 i totally did jump to that conclusion. I heart large men. actually I think he called me first, I don't know, we tight tho but how big is big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 I think big is 7 inches or above considering the average penis size is the length of a dollar bill. But what really matters is girth. A thin pencil dick has no purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Hey now, us pencil dicks still gotta piss from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afireinside7444 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 I think big is 7 inches or above considering the average penis size is the length of a dollar bill. But what really matters is girth. A thin pencil dick has no purpose. sweetness I'm good wit dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 so....can we get pics? A gentleman never kisses and links pictures on the internet. I think big is 7 inches or above considering the average penis size is the length of a dollar bill. But what really matters is girth. A thin pencil dick has no purpose. I've been wondering when the Man Advice thread was going to work itself back to dingaling sizing. Wonder no more. Also, never heard a reference to a dollar bills length. I wonder how many dudes reached for their wallets after reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 last night. halloween party at my old place. guaranteed to be a fucked up mess. this girl emily... weve had a messed up history. its been nothing but stone-faced fucking on and off for a year and a half, with neither of us ever displaying any sort of emotional connection. well last night, as we went up to fuck in my old room, she pretty much laid it all out accusing me of using her for sex, and never being sensitive to her feelings- even though, like i said, she never showed any. yells at me for being the one to initiate physicality last week, even though she admits that im the older man here, and its up to me to make the move. gives me shit from "hiding" my last girlfriend from her. upset that i never took the time to tell her that i was seeing someone else. even though we hadnt been speaking for the 4 months leading up to me dating that girl. this all turned into a big drunken "im not just going to sleep with you if its not going to mean anything". [scene missing] lots and lots of crazy sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 You don't need to be "Huge" to get a women. Yes money helps and sure a big penis helps. But girth really helps a ton, more importantly you need good stamina. You can be hung like a horse but if you can only last 15 minutes it's not worth anything. If you feel uncomfortable with your sexual performance you need to start doing kegels. Google the proper way on how to do it, but a quick synopsis when you pee try and stop the flow of urine. The muscle that you use to stop flow is the muscle you need to work, its called the pc muscle and controls pre mature ejaculation. Working this muscle is the best thing for you it gives you better and stronger erections. If you work on it enough you can even satisfy a squiter . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afireinside7444 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Ah squirters how I miss my ex. Only because of that though. Well and she liked to wear the pvc/vinyl corsets lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Ah squirters how I miss my ex. Only because of that though. Well and she liked to wear the pvc/vinyl corsets lol Corsets are so nice. Nylons heels and corsets one hell of a combo. What was your record for squirts in one session? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin848 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Squirting seems like an elusive and sought after thing, but I can't be the only one who thinks that just seems like a mess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 it is a mess. the girl i was with last night, with all the drama listed above... shes my squirter. im actually kind of upset that she didnt happen last night. also... the sex happened with her in a harley quinn costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 What in the fuck. I'm drunk but still, come on guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 im also drunk. and in the last 2 nights found out that 2 girls have caught a case of the ry-guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebistro Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 This thread makes me really uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 This thread makes me really uncomfortable. Don't read it bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 totally had sex last night and I didn't feel nervous but I totally was. and it was awkward but she still stayed over so.... bluedeni 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedeni Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocaseycasey Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 im also drunk. and in the last 2 nights found out that 2 girls have caught a case of the ry-guys. how has no one asked what the ry guys are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 according to that methods of mayhem song, little kim refuses to have sex with a penis below the length of 7 inches. i suppose i will not be having sex with little kim any time during this life. or is it lil? i hate when rapper folk do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebistro Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Lil' Kim, my buddy is her stylist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Checked out of this thread a while ago cause it started about coffee and walks in the park. After reading the last 2 pages, wondering if I made a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Checked out of this thread a while ago cause it started about coffee and walks in the park. After reading the last 2 pages, wondering if I made a mistake. You did, turn around and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Everyone is slamming the bearded clam like it is going out of style. Also this thread needs more puns related to dicks and vinyl sizes. Like, I played her B-side with my 3" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebistro Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 I'd give her a spin at 45, if you know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 at my age, i just want some awesome female to talk to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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