Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 i'm fairly certain she has a boyfriend. but that's probably just the bitch in me who needed an excuse not to try it. but while at the same bar, i made progress on this other girl .. she works with a couple friends at the place i get my haircut, and i already know she wants it.i planted the seed a few weeks ago, and last night i got to water it. i'm hoping i'll be able to pluck some petals soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 PLUCK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER. GATHER YE FUCKING ROSEBUDS WHILE YE FUCKING MAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 well the thing is that i really have no reason to ever visit that office now. we're basically just two people working for the same company.. not co-workers by any means. well then, game on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 i can't wait until i get absolutely nothing out of any of the women i'm talking about haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefchino Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 My best friend is dating this super hot preppy rich girl turned indie chick, she's got a rediculously well put together indie collection but she has no clue how to handle a record. She was frisbee grabbing a copy of bloc parties silent alarm the other night and im pretty sure she got nail polish on that one silver mars volta album. I just can't handle it. I tried telling my boy to correct her but She's the kind of girl that will hate you for the rest of her life if you call her out. Any suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Shes not your girl, you tell her, shit. hobohunter48 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Why is any of that a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Call her a bitch and start snapping the records in half and tell her she can't have them until she knows how to touch them correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Hit her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Send her a singing telegram that's all about proper record handling techniques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Replace all her records with Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass - Whipped Cream and Other Delights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 When she plays a record, start doing some mad scratching shit on her turntable and create the ultimate Neutral Milk Hotel Party Remix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Tell her The Smiths suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 What Rad said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Rad for mod cbbrew22 and BuzzersonKillwell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefchino Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 When she plays a record, start doing some mad scratching shit on her turntable and create the ultimate Neutral Milk Hotel Party Remix.Her doing this with that new bad books record was what brought my hatred towards her manhandling. But it's ok bc it's a "Dj set up"Guess it's time to give up the free weed and put her in vinyl time out myself. zacaroo21 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zick Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Rad for mod Radmin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Radmin in charge of our days and our nights. Radmin in charge of our wrongs and our rights. sjb2k1 and BuzzersonKillwell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobohunter48 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Rad is hands down the most consistently great poster. Great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 ya know what? fuck women. i have this thread to warm my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Rad is hands down the most consistently great poster. Great job. I think Rad is autistic or on the spectrum. That would explain the unique combination of consistency, irreverence and insight. Dude baffles me. rad for mod. unwound, abovetheearth and GradedOnACurve 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 As I was reading that last page and laughing out loud, all I could think was rad for mod. Then I flipped to the next page and there it was. Rad for Mod. Funny as shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 radmin! radmin! radmin! radmin! radmin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avery Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 marrieds: do you all check each other's phones and social networks? I just feel like, if I were married, I wouldn't care, my husband could look at whatever he wanted to. There should be a trust between the two of you... you should just know the other person isn't doing anything shady behind your back. am i wrong here??! i'm way late on this but shit this thread is long and i'm too busy to check it on the reg. FUCK NO. while being open is nice, i feel it's important to give him his space and i be allowed mine. my husband has a friend whose wife checks his emails regularly and shares a facebook account with him. wtf. we'll joke about them whenever i tell him to ask his friend something, he says "i can't because dana is just gonna intercept it and speak for him". so if he wants to talk to his friend without her input, he's gotta call him on the phone. ultimately, i don't care if he looks at my email, FB, phone whatever. i'm automatically logged in on some of my things, but i also wouldn't really feel all that great about giving up that personal space to talk with friends just me and them. the few times he's glanced something has made for some awkward conversations also where i could tell he wasn't really comfortable about it. for the record, i've been married nearly 9 yrs, been with him nearly 13 yrs total and i have a 3 yr old. i've also found myself having spent more than half my life in relatively long term relationships... with a couple flings here and there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 i had a silly thought last night. i keep bitching about how hard it is to get laid when i'm living at home... i need to start just getting hotel rooms haha. until i'm spending upwards of $600 a month on rent, i don't see why it'd be a problem to drop $100 a night once in a while. has anyone else ever traveled this route? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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