Guest Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 HEY, i was talking to a girl at work and... ...well, have any of you been to a swinger's sex party? how was it? wow no but if you go you should provide us with details. I've always wondered how those things work. Also, don't forget tomorrow is valentines day all you men with sig. others, even if she says she doesn't want something, she wants something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 wow no but if you go you should provide us with details. I've always wondered how those things work. Also, don't forget tomorrow is valentines day all you men with sig. others, even if she says she doesn't want something, she wants something. I got her some stuff and we're going engagement ring shopping, so even though she said she didn't want, I'm getting her a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 wow no but if you go you should provide us with details. I've always wondered how those things work. Also, don't forget tomorrow is valentines day all you men with sig. others, even if she says she doesn't want something, she wants something. Careful with that wording, it could lead to creep shenanigans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Careful with that wording, it could lead to creep shenanigans. Good call haha, fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 wow no but if you go you should provide us with details. I've always wondered how those things work. Also, don't forget tomorrow is valentines day all you men with sig. others, even if she says she doesn't want something, she wants something. Yes. What she said. For both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I mean if you want to know how a swingers party works, watch Bruno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 i have no valentine. i'm thinking about calling up the girl from saturday night to see if i can just swing by and knock it out for a while. would you listen to me? jesus.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Got lucky and scored a plush teddy bear tonight for half off. Valentines day card prices are just ridiculous seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Just ordered the gal some Gerbera daisies. She tweeted about how she likes those more than roses, which kinda pissed me off cause I wanted to surprise her making her think I remembered it when she mentioned it awhile back. Made sure I wrote on the card that I planned it before she tweeted it doe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Just ordered the gal some Gerbera daisies. She tweeted about how she likes those more than roses, which kinda pissed me off cause I wanted to surprise her making her think I remembered it when she mentioned it awhile back. Made sure I wrote on the card that I planned it before she tweeted it doe. errggggg i can't stand that shit! woman mentions something, you keep it in your back pocket for months, and RIGHT as you're about to drop the surprise, "oh hey, i'm gonna talk about that thing again! buy me that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Fucking sucks man! Haha but she knows that when I tell her I had it planned that I actually had it planned. I've surprised her with stuff before she never wouldve expected but I remembered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Holy shit guys. Im finally a repress. I never thought Id see the fucking day. I was tired of being a shitty ass 7" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodybrokeurheart Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 alright my coworker went to a swinger's sex party and told me all about it. said she didnt bang anybody, just hung out in her underwear getting hammered, talking to other people in their underwear and watching strangers bang each other. sounded cool as hell and now i'm curious.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Holy shit guys. Im finally a repress. I never thought Id see the fucking day. I was tired of being a shitty ass 7" You'll always be a shitty ass 7" to me. 213041284s 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 ... no you won't. I like you. KennyFuckingPowers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 that's the v-day spirit jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 alright my coworker went to a swinger's sex party and told me all about it. said she didnt bang anybody, just hung out in her underwear getting hammered, talking to other people in their underwear and watching strangers bang each other. sounded cool as hell and now i'm curious.... live porno! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Hey guys. Its my birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 ... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 ... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. uh oh. what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 alright my coworker went to a swinger's sex party and told me all about it. said she didnt bang anybody, just hung out in her underwear getting hammered, talking to other people in their underwear and watching strangers bang each other. sounded cool as hell and now i'm curious.... swinger parties are actually quite entertaining even if there were no sex or booze. at least with the group i hung out with that particular night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 spent friday night with molly- the girl i've been hanging out with for months. again, nothing happened, and i've heard her frustrations through my friends. last night, i hung out with emily. emily is this girl who i've had a strange past with.. where we have great sex, and then fight, don't talk for 6 months, repeat. emily and molly don't like each other. last night with emily, the sexual tension was absurd. and then she left out of no where, possibly to go meet one of my friends at 3 am. i'm going to trust that she went home.. but i pretty much realized today that everything i don't see in molly, i see in emily. and the other way around. combined, they're the total package. separately, they're just two uncomfortable situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 spent friday night with molly- the girl i've been hanging out with for months. again, nothing happened, and i've heard her frustrations through my friends. last night, i hung out with emily. emily is this girl who i've had a strange past with.. where we have great sex, and then fight, don't talk for 6 months, repeat. emily and molly don't like each other. last night with emily, the sexual tension was absurd. and then she left out of no where, possibly to go meet one of my friends at 3 am. i'm going to trust that she went home.. but i pretty much realized today that everything i don't see in molly, i see in emily. and the other way around. combined, they're the total package. separately, they're just two uncomfortable situations. Have you tried being a Mormon? When I read that first sentence I thought you said you spent Friday night on Molly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zick Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Why are only crazy girls attracted to me? Jesus fucking Christ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 ... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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