abovetheearth Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 finally had post preg fornication last night. i was hesitant. it went well. her new birth control is weird. it has these wires or something. she has to go in and get them trimmed now. yeah..im walking with a limp now after knowing poking that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoidantroyd Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Godfuckingdammit. Wires? Holy shit ouch!! I cringed reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 yeah. i said "OW! - SOMETHING JUST POKED ME" she replies "dammit. its the wires on my new birth control, guess i need to get them trimmed" facial expression: wut? inside expression: allllllright. giggity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 her new birth control is weird. it has these wires or something. youmightbewrong and laralaurent 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oohdoiloveyou Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 An IUD? Also, owww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 yep. an IUD. its Mirena. google it to see the 'threads' that hang down from it. the threads are a hard nylon or something....like weedeater string. faint of heart peeps, dont google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 one of my girlfriends is cursed when it comes to birth control. all the pills she tried gave her terrible side effects and then when she tried the bc implant, the area got infected and she actually got MRSA.the things we do to not get pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I practice abstinence. I'll never get pregnant. codeine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 just stick it in the pooper interesting pornhub map: (SFW) http://gizmodo.com/heres-all-the-dirty-details-on-americas-thriving-porn-1208587525 creampie seems big in the midwest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Don't even get me started on birth control + side effects, ughhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 one of my girlfriends is cursed when it comes to birth control. all the pills she tried gave her terrible side effects and then when she tried the bc implant, the area got infected and she actually got MRSA. the things we do to not get pregnant. she got MRSA in her jay jay?? add that to the list of things im paranoid about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 she got MRSA in her jay jay?? add that to the list of things im paranoid about. oh god no I should've been more clear, sorry! she got the implant in her arm. It's relatively new but pretty popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 A vasectomy works real well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Someone give me money so I can get a vasectomy. I would get one in a heartbeat if I had the spare skrilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 jeeesus with the wires. my coworker's wife has/had an IUD and it pierced her uterus and she's having all sorts of health problems +1 being a lesbian laralaurent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Gonna set up a Kickstarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 dont you mean one of those gofundme things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Someone give me money so I can get a vasectomy. I would get one in a heartbeat if I had the spare skrilla. Mine was free and well worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 A vasectomy works real well i don't need a vesectomy. i'm pretty much a social leper with women at this point. no need adding insult to injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcohenour Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 i don't need a vesectomy. i'm pretty much a social leper with women at this point. no need adding insult to injury. I would be as well if I wasn't married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 My stomach was in knots after we sent in our verdict in the trial I was sitting on. We sided with the insurance company. I think it was the right thing to do but it feels terrible to feel like you are fucking up someone's life (even though I don't doubt that we followed the law). So back to the thread, I bailed down the stairs of the courtroom and straight out the door. Cute multimedia girl got away (barring some chance encounter in the future). I couldn't have really talked to her afterwards anyways. Felt like shit. At least tomorrow is a halloween party. Shaking it off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 When in doubt missed connections via craigslist??? don't worry, halloween brings out the best in people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 When in doubt missed connections via craigslist??? don't worry, halloween brings out the best in people You gotta find the slutty pumpkin seangj, GradedOnACurve and agaetisbyrjun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 finally had post preg fornication last night. i was hesitant. it went well. her new birth control is weird. it has these wires or something. she has to go in and get them trimmed now. yeah..im walking with a limp now after knowing poking that. It's very common for a women who has an IUD to have a string attached to the IUD itself that's how they check to make sure it is still there. It's also reassurance that she is in fact using birth control. Over time that string thins out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 there was a girl in my store today. she was wonderful. her beauty caught me the moment she walked in. went out of my way to assist her. she was even great in helping me sell a pair of jeans to another woman in the fitting room. but by the time i got her at the register, the store got crazy and i didnt have a damn chance to make a move. and its not until i type this that i realize, FUCK I SHOULD HAVE JUST WRITTEN MY GODDAMN NUMBER ON HER RECEIPT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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