jase Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I just received OKC message of the YEAR. "Let introduce myself. Name Keith aka KJ aka Yung Webay. Ima rapper, I play football. Just move here not too long ago. Favorite food pizza, color is red n green, I'm 21 bday March 16, Pisces. Chill out Guy. Don't do drama. N yes I find yu attractive n I wana connect with yu. Wbu?" Okay, I'm sure something else will top this monstrosity soon but damn. what is wbu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Whuboutyou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 That's not right, surely? Am I that out of touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'm pretty sure he was going for Whataboutyou? Yeah. So sad. I also just woke up to a message that only said "I never trust cute girls." Okay? I have such a love/hate relationship with this site. It's such a good social experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetwaves Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Going on a "date" with my ex tonight. I haven't spoken to her in over two years. She's kind of crazy. I hope I get lucky! sinisterkidd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 That sounds like the worst idea based on two of those sentences alone. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 why do men always say sex with an insane woman is the best? ya’ll need to make some love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Guys are just desperate to get laid...that's all it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Going on a "date" with my ex tonight. I haven't spoken to her in over two years. She's kind of crazy. I hope I get lucky! I did this a few months ago. It wasnt a good idea. I mean it turned out to be a hilarious story since she was still dating the dude who she dumped me for in high school, but it wasnt a good idea at the end of the day haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
streetwaves Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 why do men always say sex with an insane woman is the best? ya’ll need to make some love. Because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 But have you ever made luff to an insane woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 boffing crazy bitches is like no other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danaisalright Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 boffing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 But I'm not crazy.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 But I'm not crazy.......... INSTITUTION *edit* Just in case it was lost aflycon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 He immediately followed up with "I'm sorry for being so blunt but whats the deal? I seriously cannot fathom how low your sex drive is. Why don't you like sex?" Well, Meatrocket1029...there are many different types of humans and sexualities in this world. I'm very sorry that my sexual preferences (or lack thereof) personally offend you on some sort of level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Sorry Lagon, you are expected to desire/want/need sex at all times. Don't be a weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I love Okcupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 That response was on point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Because it's true. It is. Ive made luff to an insane girl and that too was incredible. Crazy girls are just better in that aspect I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Spiders and eels having a wrestling match? How has Mr. Meat Rocket seen my personal hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Oh man, I didn't even notice that username before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 He's an ass- but the eels and spiders wrestling seems kind of spot-on with things like you slumping to the floor when guys try kissing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 He's an ass- but the eels and spiders wrestling seems kind of spot-on with things like you slumping to the floor when guys try kissing you. You know, it's an acquired skill. Those boys were all gross skeezbags anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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