collectivemike Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Hahah how did "Watch the Wire" get slid in there? I mean, I agree with it, I just didn't see it coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I've never seen the Wire, so I just assumed it made sense for people who do watch. I've been talking to a girl for a few days now and she seems to be a match made in heaven.. she loves hockey, she's super athletic, but eats like I do (which is super-unhealthy shit allllllllll the time), is funny, and is smokin' hot. Do I take her on a formal date, or just propose to her right off the bat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I've never seen the Wire, so I just assumed it made sense for people who do watch. I've been talking to a girl for a few days now and she seems to be a match made in heaven.. she loves hockey, she's super athletic, but eats like I do (which is super-unhealthy shit allllllllll the time), is funny, and is smokin' hot. Do I take her on a formal date, or just propose to her right off the bat? i met that girl about 11 months ago. i havent talked to her in 10 1/2 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Yea, I ran into this exact same problem not too long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 i met that girl about 11 months ago. i havent talked to her in 10 1/2 months. Haha thats funny cause I met a girl like that and we've been living together for more than a year and dating for more than two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Haha thats funny cause I met a girl like that and we've been living together for more than a year and dating for more than two. I'm lucky enough to have known that girl from the fourth grade and she has been my wife for three years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philviral Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Damn, sounds like that girl gets around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 in the spirit of life advice: I will offer my own tips. most of you may already know these things... I hope. -when you meet a cute girl and want to ask her out on a date, avoid the urge to text/facebook her. call her, she will be impressed. -Valentines day: no matter how much she protests, get her something anyway. If you really want to be a badass, sent it to her at work. Even if she claims to not believe in the day, she still sees all of her friends getting things, and she will be jealous. -be charming as hell around her friends. show her affection in front of them. Her friends judge you so hard... be nice to them. compliment them in a non-creepy way. engage them. they will like you and encourage her to stay with you. -randomly look at us and say how hot/sexy/beautiful we are. even if we are in our pjs. we need reassurance. -ask her about her day. even if you can’t fully pay attention, pick at least two things she mentioned, and ask questions about them or elaborate on the subject. ex “tina took a two hour lunch, no way!” it shows you were paying attention. -Random acts of kindness: leave her a note, buy flowers for no reason, bring home her favorite ice cream. This shows you thought of her while you weren’t with her. Most likely she will return the favor in a way that is pleasing to you. -Never, ever say anything bad about her family. Even if she says something negative about them, just listen, don’t even nod or agree. Later she’ll bring it up and accuse you of not really liking her family. Even if you truly don’t like them, fake it. life will be easier. -let her watch her shitty reality shows or whatever she likes and don’t make fun of her for it. -when she’s upset, don’t ask her if she’s on her period. avoid that thing like the plague. we don’t want to talk about it, you don’t want to hear about it. am I right? -be a generous lover. if you finish and she hasn’t, suck it up and do what you need to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collectivemike Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 "ask her about her day. even if you can’t fully pay attention, pick at least two things she mentioned, and ask questions about them or elaborate on the subject. ex “tina took a two hour lunch, no way!” it shows you were paying attention" ^^That reminded me of the Kevin Hart bit about how nothing good ever happens to women at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 that's funny, i'm listening to kevin hart standup at work right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tittus Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I love how this thread turned from "Man Advice" to "Advice for Men" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Fuckin tina, always slacking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collectivemike Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 "You would not believe what this bitch at work did today... she asked me to copy with the fax machine!" "Whaaaat? She asked you to copy with the fax machine?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Pro tip: Slap dem tittays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Hey guys, I hope you can realize a joke when you see it and that the advice I just provided is actually BAD. So don't do it, unless its consented upon, in which slap away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 light squeezing/juggling unless she's into the good freaky shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
collectivemike Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 ..and the thread turns. Took longer than expected, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I've been waiting for it since page 1, I feel like people try to remain semi-tame for my sake but eventually the testosterone comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 in the spirit of life advice: I will offer my own tips. most of you may already know these things... I hope. -Valentines day: no matter how much she protests, get her something anyway. If you really want to be a badass, sent it to her at work. Even if she claims to not believe in the day, she still sees all of her friends getting things, and she will be jealous. -randomly look at us and say how hot/sexy/beautiful we are. even if we are in our pjs. we need reassurance. -ask her about her day. even if you can’t fully pay attention, pick at least two things she mentioned, and ask questions about them or elaborate on the subject. ex “tina took a two hour lunch, no way!” it shows you were paying attention. -Random acts of kindness: leave her a note, buy flowers for no reason, bring home her favorite ice cream. This shows you thought of her while you weren’t with her. Most likely she will return the favor in a way that is pleasing to you. on valentines day once, i actually got both my female co-workers a huge bouquet of roses and some candy and it was anonymous. it took them several months to figure out it was me. it was just a kind gesture, nothing more. they were so fuckin' happy that day. i know this has nothing to do with women but random acts of kindness are awesome but sometimes it backfires. i usually do this for people who give me rides home on random occasions. just to be kind they'd give me a ride instead of walking 1 hour in the summer heat or 2 1/2 in the evening. a few would just see me on the side of the road and wave bye as they passed in their air conditioned cars. i didn't really have a problem with it as it wasn't their responsibility . but come two xmas's ago i gave one coworker a ipod and another some kitchenware for her and her bf's new house. just to be nice. my co-workers somehow felt slighted for some reason. (shrugs shoulders) apparently i was suppose to bring gum for the whole class or none at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 light squeezing/juggling unless she's into the good freaky shit. like clothespins attached to a piece of string? jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 A few quick tips to get any guy. 1. Wear Yoga Pants ( Must be tight) When in doubt check in your mirror if your butt looks like a tear drop it's perfect. 2. Heels are always a plus. 3. Offer to pay for lunch/dinner even if you have no intention on paying. 4.Listen to Brand New 5. Listen to Brand New again just to be sure. 6. Profit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 A few quick tips to get any guy. 1. Wear Yoga Pants ( Must be tight) When in doubt check in your mirror if your butt looks like a tear drop it's perfect. 2. Heels are always a plus. 3. Offer to pay for lunch/dinner even if you have no intention on paying. 4.Listen to Brand New 5. Listen to Brand New again just to be sure. 6. Profit All of that is a turn off to me. 1. Wear whatever the fuck you're comfortable in. 2. See above, I'm not going to walk slowly because you're in pain. 3. Don't play games. If you have no intention of doing something, say so. Don't pretend. 4. I'd prefer you had good taste in music, but opposites attract right? 5. See above. Don't play the same shit on repeat. It's boring, which makes you boring. Are you boring? 6. I know this was a joke, so it's all good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 All of that is a turn off to me. 1. Wear whatever the fuck you're comfortable in. 2. See above, I'm not going to walk slowly because you're in pain. 3. Don't play games. If you have no intention of doing something, say so. Don't pretend. 4. I'd prefer you had good taste in music, but opposites attract right? 5. See above. Don't play the same shit on repeat. It's boring, which makes you boring. Are you boring? 6. I know this was a joke, so it's all good Brand New is a turn off? I have nothing else to say to you sir good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 shit, if you can tell a broad "give me one night inside of your thighs"... and she gets it? oh she gon' get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 shit, if you can tell a broad "give me one night inside of your thighs"... and she gets it? oh she gon' get it. Aww shit son she would get it good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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