GHOSTDRONES Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 We played there with Icallfives and it was so ridiculous. They offer to record your show for you on these Saw movie-esque video screens. The shape of New Jersey is punched into the wall. Leaky pipes, mold, the works. You know a place is great when cleaning is dumping bleach onto the floor and letting it dry there. Oh meatlocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 OMG i dont want to know the places youve been. you stay at home on the weekends reading books and petting cats. you stay at home on the weekends reading books and petting cats. you stay at home on the weekends reading books and petting cats. you stay at home on the weekends reading books and petting cats. you stay at home on the weekends reading books and petting cats. you stay at home on the weekends reading books and petting cats. you stay at home on the weekends reading books and petting cats. I've been put in really compromising positions while on the road and I've come out on top every time. People don't expect that sweet little princess Logan can take care of herself, but I can! Seeing me angry is not a fun thing for anyone involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 You know a place is great when cleaning is dumping bleach onto the floor and letting it dry there. Oh meatlocker. Someone has a flipcam full of footage from that show, but has never sent it. I've tried to get it on multiple occasions because it was hilarious and equally terrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Yeah, luckily like...4 people showed up to that show. Probably because no one could find the venue. No sign, nothing. Just that weird black door. My friends and I were just discussing the time we played the Party Expo in NY. Two of the bands dropped off because the location was "too sketchy." A group of guys sat behind us (the female crew) and someone eventually yelled 'LOOKS LIKE WE'RE EATING SHRIMP FOR DINNER TONIGHT, BOYS." We later discovered that we were the shrimp and immediately left after load out. This was all after a homeless man walked up to me on the street and asked me to tell him I loved him in spanish. Tour stories are awesome. Playing in North Carolina while bikers do peel outs in the bar as porn is played on all the TVs was a special experience. I don't know how most women tour; I just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Maaaaaaaaan women are tough as nailz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Tour stories are awesome. Playing in North Carolina while bikers do peel outs in the bar as porn is played on all the TVs was a special experience. I don't know how most women tour; I just don't. Ha! We played at a biker bar in NC too, it was rough because it was just full of smoke and I could barely breathe. The wasted bar crowd were all in their late 40s and totally into the band I was with though, it was so hilarious to watch because they were this cheesy pop-punk act out of Flemington, NJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Maaaaaaaaan women are tough as nailz. This. For real. I've generally been the least prissy out of all the dudes on every tour I've been on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Maaaaaaaaan women are tough as nailz. I have watched child birth in person. I know they are. I could never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Yeah we go through a miniature version of that every 28 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Ha! We played at a biker bar in NC too, it was rough because it was just full of smoke and I could barely breathe. The wasted bar crowd were all in their late 40s and totally into the band I was with though, it was so hilarious to watch because they were this cheesy pop-punk act out of Flemington, NJ. Wizzards was the bar's name. Haha I remember being called yankee all night and being threatened for "not respecting the South" Hoo boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Yeah we go through a miniature version of that every 28 days. it took me a good 30 seconds of staring at the screen going '....ashton gives birth to a miniature....pony? ...baby? ....puppy? a....OH OK' til i got that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 GhostDrones, what band are/were you in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Wizzards was the bar's name. Haha I remember being called yankee all night and being threatened for "not respecting the South" Hoo boy Brilliant. I can't remember where we played but they gave us all free food, so that was exciting. I remember the venue was like...in a strip mall though, it was so strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Yeah we go through a miniature version of that every 28 days. There isn't much more impressive than child birth... maybe passing a stone through your urethra that's the size of a walnut... maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 it took me a good 30 seconds of staring at the screen going '....ashton gives birth to a miniature....pony? ...baby? ....puppy? a....OH OK' til i got that. Hahah whatever I give birth to, you do as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 it took me a good 30 seconds of staring at the screen going '....ashton gives birth to a miniature....pony? ...baby? ....puppy? a....OH OK' til i got that. Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 There isn't much more impressive than child birth... maybe passing a stone through your urethra that's the size of a walnut... maybe. I still think the ratio is greater of vag:child than urethra:kidney stone. Women are so magical, they can pass BOTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 It's witchcraft, burn them all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 #vagina #magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Women are so magical Important!!! Hahahaha. I've been told I'm magical on tour because I always make everyone feel better and I respond to the name "mom." Need a sweater? Got it. Band aid? Absolutely. A hug? Hell yes. (I've definitely read people bedtime stories on the road.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 GhostDrones, what band are/were you in? Now... Gholas http://gholas.bandcamp.com In the past? A bunch that were never noticed by too many haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 vagic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Steve Harvey gives the WORST relationship advice and pretty much tells women they shouldn't be independent if they want a man. Step the fucccck down, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Yeah we go through a miniature version of that every 28 days. I saw a band called Tacocat last night and they played a song called Crimson Wave and dedicated to all the ladies going through Shark Week. It was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I still think the ratio is greater of vag:child than urethra:kidney stone. Women are so magical, they can pass BOTH! Depends on the size of the baby's head but for the most part you are right. Right... insane. Glad I am not a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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