Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Last time I went to a Cannibal Corpse I had sex with a girl in a hotel room after. Then we dated for a long while. She was the hottest girl I've ever seen, and also equal parts crazy. So ya never know. Also I'm jealous because my "last time I saw Cannibal Corpse..." story is just "I took a workboot to the face" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Because NOFX suck and your chances of making out with a cute girl your age at a cannibal corpse show are significantly lower.NOFX is fun, and it'll be cool to see them in a small venue. Idk man, when we were juniors in high school a buddy and I were about to go back to the dorms with some college juniors after a show until he fucked it up for both of us. Rez has a decent shot.You aren't accounting for my social skills, or lack thereof. Dom can back that up : pLast time I went to a Cannibal Corpse I had sex with a girl in a hotel room after. Then we dated for a long while. She was the hottest girl I've ever seen, and also equal parts crazy. So ya never know.I've had a few girls ask me out, but damn if they weren't crazy motherfuckers. I dunno why I attract that. <insert joke here> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Also I'm jealous because my "last time I saw Cannibal Corpse..." story is just "I took a workboot to the face" Yeah, I have a feeling I won't be in the pit. Honestly I'm more excited for Obituary because I'm not a huge fan of Corpsegrinder CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Everyone is crazy, especially teenagers. Just go with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Yeah, I have a feeling I won't be in the pit. Honestly I'm more excited for Obituary because I'm not a huge fan of Corpsegrinder CC. Yo, fuck what's his face who did vocals for CC before Corpsegrinder. Dude is a horrible person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Everyone is crazy, especially teenagers. Just go with it.Yeah man, my past "crazy" relationships were all 10/10 experiences. Except for when I got stabbed. That was 2/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Also, I got kicked in the face AT THE BAR not in the pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Once I was in my 20s there were a ton of hot girls at death metal shows. It's just rarer in your mid teens. Plus we're all more awkward in our teenage years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Yeah man, my past "crazy" relationships were all 10/10 experiences. Except for when I got stabbed. That was 2/10. Aw man, I only had a knife pulled on me. Now I feel lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Everyone is crazy, especially teenagers. Just go with it. All I've met are either crazy or really stupid. These were special kinds of crazy though. And one of them I'm pretty sure is playing for the other team now, so there's that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sad Heart Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 The likelihood of you surviving a pit all depends on house many fat assholes are ruining it. The BTBAM pit was most mostly nerdy kids, cause you know, BTBAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Yo, fuck what's his face who did vocals for CC before Corpsegrinder. Dude is a horrible person. What'd he do? I just don't like death metal that's tuned as low with the low vocals like new CC near as much as the sound off of the first album or Tomb. Nothing personal against Corpsegrinder. Yeah man, my past "crazy" relationships were all 10/10 experiences. Except for when I got stabbed. That was 2/10. Stoooooooory tiiiime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 The likelihood of you surviving a pit all depends on house many fat assholes are ruining it. The BTBAM pit was most mostly nerdy kids, cause you know, BTBAM. I had fun at Against Me, but there was a fuckhead throwing elbows and punches with intent to hurt people at TFoT. He got kicked out about half way through though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Stoooooooory tiiiime Not even worthy of one and that's the only part anyone would care about. It was a 2 inch blade, only a minor scar now. I made her bleed on accident, she in her schizo rage, stabs me in the arm. She's on meds now and we remain very close to this day. Wouldn't trade her for the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 The likelihood of you surviving a pit all depends on house many fat assholes are ruining it. The BTBAM pit was most mostly nerdy kids, cause you know, BTBAM.Hardcore shows are awful now because of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Aw man, I only had a knife pulled on me. Now I feel lame.Wasn't it because you had the audacity to wear a brown shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Not even worthy of one and that's the only part anyone would care about. It was a 2 inch blade, only a minor scar now. I made her bleed on accident, she in her schizo rage, stabs me in the arm. She's on meds now and we remain very close to this day. Wouldn't trade her for the world.Ah, at least she's doing better now.I have a long scar on the bottom of my arm from burning myself on the fucking toaster and one on the bottom of my chin because I fell, split it open, and got like 20+stitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Ah, at least she's doing better now. I have a long scar on the bottom of my arm from burning myself on the fucking toaster and one on the bottom of my chin because I fell, split it open, and got like 20+stitches Were you the kind of child to grab the ovenplate when yr parents said no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 The likelihood of you surviving a pit all depends on house many fat assholes are ruining it. The BTBAM pit was most mostly nerdy kids, cause you know, BTBAM. Sadly CC pits are 99% fat assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Wasn't it because you had the audacity to wear a brown shirt? Yeah, I pretty much deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Were you the kind of child to grab the ovenplate when yr parents said no? No, I just was reaching for something behind it, didn't realize my dad just made black fucking toast and it was hot as hell. Rested my arm across it and had a scar as long as a toaster on my arm for years. It's mostly gone now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Most of my scars are emotional. But I do have a fairly new one on my elbow from the oven at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 And all of my knuckles are scared or deformed from punching brick walls because emotions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Yeah, I pretty much deserved it.I love remembering random annecdotes from your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Most of my scars are emotional.Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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