TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Serious. if you're a funeral director I had no idea. Haha, yeah, I'm technically an apprentice until I pass my test tomorrow (fingers crossed!) and finish out my apprenticeship in September. But I've talked about some of my embalmings a little bit on here. No details of course, I'm not allowed to talk about who the person is or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I guess I'm technically a funeral director/embalmer too. I do both sides of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Haha, yeah, I'm technically an apprentice until I pass my test tomorrow (fingers crossed!) and finish out my apprenticeship in September. But I've talked about some of my embalmings a little bit on here. No details of course, I'm not allowed to talk about who the person is or anything. Damn, I must've missed those posts. Thats pretty cool. You must have a really strong stomach. Good luck on your test tomorrow man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I guess I'm technically a funeral director/embalmer too. I do both sides of it. Oooooofff.... interacting with grieving people, that takes skill in & of itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Why would you want to come to Florida on purpose?!?! Especially South Florida and Orlando?!?! This place is a cesspool of death and decay. See? See? Floridians will tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Why would you want to come to Florida on purpose?!?! Especially South Florida and Orlando?!?! This place is a cesspool of death and decay. My best friends all live in Florida, I honestly know more people down there than I do in PA...and I've lived here my whole life. I only get to see them every few years, so I normally go down for as long as I possibly can. Did you miss all my posts about trying to move down there? Hahaha. I'm not fond of the state at all but I love the people in it enough to survive. ALSO I'M GOIN' TO DIDNEY WORL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I do my laundry at the rents.... one perk of living so close. Haha nice. I actually have a coin washer / dryer in my building, but it sucks. So I go to the laundromat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Haha, yeah, I'm technically an apprentice until I pass my test tomorrow (fingers crossed!) and finish out my apprenticeship in September. But I've talked about some of my embalmings a little bit on here. No details of course, I'm not allowed to talk about who the person is or anything. All the best ... Gut 'em like a fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 See? See? Floridians will tell you I already know alll thisss thouuugh. My friends run the fuckingflorida blog hahahahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I already know alll thisss thouuugh. My friends run the fuckingflorida blog hahahahah.Hey I won't stop you from going to hell on earth. I meant that in general, because maybe those saner than myself will heed Shai Hulud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 What the hells is so bad about Floreedah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I'm realllly not stoked about going in August though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 What the hells is so bad about Floreedah? http://fuckingflorida.tumblr.com/ the first post sums it up pretty well, actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 All I've heard over here is that Florida is lovely. I feel like an image has been shattered reading that link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 What the hells is so bad about Floreedah? The stand your ground law, hurricanes, old people, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 All I've heard over here is that Florida is lovely. I feel like an image has been shattered reading that link. Theres a secret plot by Floridians to make people think it sucks there so they can have it all to themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoToRoBo Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Sounds like they need another good funeral director down there. I'm in. This gives me an idea for a movie. Instead of a hitman for hire, you're a funeral director for hire. You have to fight the mafia, and other evil doers who have hidden money, and other valuable in the bodies of those you prepare. All fictitious of course. Mad respect for all those you helped in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Theres a secret plot by Floridians to make people think it sucks there so they can have it all to themselves Oh you Conspiracy nut you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 The stand your ground law, hurricanes, old people, etc. We have a joke about Florida flights.... How many wheelchairs will we have THIS time?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I'm sitting in a restaurant killing time. Two teenagers at the table next to me. One is talking about how this girl pissed him off, and she keeps texting him and liking his instagrams while he ignores her. He said she's annoying as hell but 'will probably still hook up with her'. A commentary on the youth of today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 This gives me an idea for a movie. Instead of a hitman for hire, you're a funeral director for hire. You have to fight the mafia, and other evil doers who have hidden money, and other valuable in the bodies of those you prepare. All fictitious of course. Mad respect for all those you helped in real life.We can call it "Corpse Delivery for a Lonely Morgue Owner"It'll be a musical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Damn, I must've missed those posts. Thats pretty cool. You must have a really strong stomach. Good luck on your test tomorrow man! Thanks! I'm feeling pretty confident. I did fine on my national boards, this is the state boards and it's all short answer stuff. We can call it "Corpse Delivery for a Lonely Morgue Owner" It'll be a musical. Hahahahaha! ::Hint, it's not meeeee-eee.:: This gives me an idea for a movie. Instead of a hitman for hire, you're a funeral director for hire. You have to fight the mafia, and other evil doers who have hidden money, and other valuable in the bodies of those you prepare. All fictitious of course. Mad respect for all those you helped in real life. Very good! I'd play that game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 oh and sinkholes: TheGhostOfRandySavage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 I'm sitting in a restaurant killing time. Two teenagers at the table next to me. One is talking about how this girl pissed him off, and she keeps texting him and liking his instagrams while he ignores her. He said she's annoying as hell but 'will probably still hook up with her'. A commentary on the youth of today. UGH. I want to punch this guy in the throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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