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    roadmonkey got a reaction from tarzioo_ in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Recently I switched to the non latex trojan brand ones. OMG what a fucking difference. It almost feels like I'm wearing nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... 
     

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    roadmonkey got a reaction from nick6ten in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Recently I switched to the non latex trojan brand ones. OMG what a fucking difference. It almost feels like I'm wearing nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... 
     

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    roadmonkey got a reaction from sjb2k1 in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Recently I switched to the non latex trojan brand ones. OMG what a fucking difference. It almost feels like I'm wearing nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... nothing at all..... 
     

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    roadmonkey got a reaction from GradedOnACurve in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Kegels dude, all day.. every day.
     
    Just pretend that you are pissing and then pretend you are stopping the piss midway by contracting the correct muscle.. count to 10 and release.. repeat about 75 times... Also do it when you are taking a piss. This can be done anywhere and everywhere. 
     
    Note: if you are squeezing your butt cheeks, you are doing it wrong. 
     
    Also while having sex don't just start pounding for glory, start slow and build up speed as you get better control.
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from sjb2k1 in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Also can we stop and talk about the joys of getting it on multiple times in one night. The best is doing it once, 10 minute power nap, waking up and doing it again and lasting like 3 times as long as the first time.
     
    Rinse and repeat.
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from codeine in MAN ADVICE   
    Figure you guys would appreciate this 
     


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    roadmonkey got a reaction from KennyFuckingPowers in MAN ADVICE   
    Figure you guys would appreciate this 
     


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    roadmonkey got a reaction from GradedOnACurve in PO: The Lawrence Arms - Metropole + News From Yalta 7"   
    I think this is the PO link people here are going to want, full length and EP both on Orange:

    http://kingsroadmerch.com/epitaph-records/view/bundle.asp?id=738&cid=1521
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from brandy in PO: The Lawrence Arms - Metropole + News From Yalta 7"   
    I think this is the PO link people here are going to want, full length and EP both on Orange:

    http://kingsroadmerch.com/epitaph-records/view/bundle.asp?id=738&cid=1521
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    roadmonkey reacted to ronniegwilliams in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Doing kegals at work, fuck the world!
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from codeine in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Oh Also regular aerobic exercise with squats... There's a reason they say if you lose 10 lbs you gain 10 minutes in the sack (in case you are overweight). 
     
    Plus it just helps with getting the strength to do better crazier positions. Like a standing 69
  12. Like
    roadmonkey got a reaction from codeine in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Kegels dude, all day.. every day.
     
    Just pretend that you are pissing and then pretend you are stopping the piss midway by contracting the correct muscle.. count to 10 and release.. repeat about 75 times... Also do it when you are taking a piss. This can be done anywhere and everywhere. 
     
    Note: if you are squeezing your butt cheeks, you are doing it wrong. 
     
    Also while having sex don't just start pounding for glory, start slow and build up speed as you get better control.
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from amnstypls in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Kegels dude, all day.. every day.
     
    Just pretend that you are pissing and then pretend you are stopping the piss midway by contracting the correct muscle.. count to 10 and release.. repeat about 75 times... Also do it when you are taking a piss. This can be done anywhere and everywhere. 
     
    Note: if you are squeezing your butt cheeks, you are doing it wrong. 
     
    Also while having sex don't just start pounding for glory, start slow and build up speed as you get better control.
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from ruckis in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Kegels dude, all day.. every day.
     
    Just pretend that you are pissing and then pretend you are stopping the piss midway by contracting the correct muscle.. count to 10 and release.. repeat about 75 times... Also do it when you are taking a piss. This can be done anywhere and everywhere. 
     
    Note: if you are squeezing your butt cheeks, you are doing it wrong. 
     
    Also while having sex don't just start pounding for glory, start slow and build up speed as you get better control.
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from johnpdillard in Disensitizer and Condom   
    If you just use the topical gel/liquid/lube/etc and your partner ends up going down on you, I wonder if their mouth gets all numb.
     
    come on baby you'll love it.. it's now strawberry flavored.
     
    mmm wait, this isn't strawberryrawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from deafening in Disensitizer and Condom   
    If you just use the topical gel/liquid/lube/etc and your partner ends up going down on you, I wonder if their mouth gets all numb.
     
    come on baby you'll love it.. it's now strawberry flavored.
     
    mmm wait, this isn't strawberryrawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from Team Avatar in Disensitizer and Condom   
    You would know batman
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from A_Boring_Story in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Kegels dude, all day.. every day.
     
    Just pretend that you are pissing and then pretend you are stopping the piss midway by contracting the correct muscle.. count to 10 and release.. repeat about 75 times... Also do it when you are taking a piss. This can be done anywhere and everywhere. 
     
    Note: if you are squeezing your butt cheeks, you are doing it wrong. 
     
    Also while having sex don't just start pounding for glory, start slow and build up speed as you get better control.
  19. Like
    roadmonkey got a reaction from A_Boring_Story in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Oh Also regular aerobic exercise with squats... There's a reason they say if you lose 10 lbs you gain 10 minutes in the sack (in case you are overweight). 
     
    Plus it just helps with getting the strength to do better crazier positions. Like a standing 69
  20. Like
    roadmonkey got a reaction from AlexH. in Disensitizer and Condom   
    Kegels dude, all day.. every day.
     
    Just pretend that you are pissing and then pretend you are stopping the piss midway by contracting the correct muscle.. count to 10 and release.. repeat about 75 times... Also do it when you are taking a piss. This can be done anywhere and everywhere. 
     
    Note: if you are squeezing your butt cheeks, you are doing it wrong. 
     
    Also while having sex don't just start pounding for glory, start slow and build up speed as you get better control.
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from David The Gnome in The Beer Thread   
    I have rediscovered my love affair with yeungling. Pbr be damned at fest.
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from mcpherson123 in Now: HARKONEN / THESE ARMS ARE SNAKES Split 12" EP   
    'bout bloody time
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    roadmonkey got a reaction from videogamesandvinyl in Halloween Costumes   
    Went as Princess Peach
     

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    roadmonkey got a reaction from David The Gnome in Halloween Costumes   
    Went as Princess Peach
     

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    roadmonkey got a reaction from parkinglot in Secret Santa 2013 Edition (updated 9/26)   
    Fletch is a great movie.
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