michaelmanfredi

That song is laughably bad...

that was a beauty of a header

Love to see Spain gone. Good fuckin riddance.

The only thing worse than cats are cat owners.

I'm not going through 12 pages to see if this has been posted, so I'll just leave it here.
 

i win
 
kind of

More like Summer in Abundance, am I right?

Way to go there, sport!

The day I drive over 100 miles to pick up a blink 182 record is the day I would expect my friends and family to tell me to get a life.

Cool

already have this too. i'd pay $32 for blue screen life in a heartbeat

I mean, sorry mang.

whenever neymar handles the ball something good happens, he's awesome.

And Justin Williams got his third after being traded for DANNY MARKOV

boom
 
fuck the rangers

I’ve been visiting proper brothels since 2007 and giving the nature of the surroundings there’s always something unusual, weird, funny or disgusting that will catch you eye. The one I referenced above regarding the grandpa getting the deepest blow job I've ever seen with my own eyes is true.
 
These fkk brothels I go to sometimes hold parties (summer party, x-mas party, helloween party and so on) which means that besides the usual promiscuity and full nudity there will be more shenanigans going on: gang bangs, guest star apparences from porn stars, raffles and so on. The place is super crowded with mongers and girls that usually work at other clubs meaning sometimes it would be kinda hard to get a decent spot to roll in ze hay but obvioulsy nobody seems to care.
This one time I was attending an Helloween party and already had 2 or 3 sessions under my belt (pardon the pun) before the wee hours and was trying to find a quiet place to catch some sleep (not sure, but I think I was meant to drive to the airport straight from the club) and recharge my man batteries for one last shot.
I crash on this couch and pass out.
After I don’t know how long I get awakened from my slumber from what sounds like some obscene murmuring in german and gurgling sounds. Maybe a full 30 seconds pass while I’m still trying to understand if this is real life or a dream before I realize that this romanian cutie with a huge round ass I was eyeing all night is on her knees sweating, huffing and puffing, ‘deep throating’ this rotund elder man cock who’s sitting a few inches away from me.
His flaccid deerskin does not seem erect but a couple of minutes go by before he vocally proceeds to let the whole room know he’s about to make it. ‘Gut, gut, guuuut, gut meine kleine schatz, GUUUUT!’.
Transylvanian girl gets up with a mouth full, crowd is applauding and cheering. Grandpa Karl Heinz gives everyone thumbs up ‘Ja, ja! Dankeschon!’.

Shit man thanks for the info you're a life saver

Shit man thanks for the info you're a life saver

yall know im right

if he was a ranger

Sorry, geez. Don't get so excited. I was asking because that was the only other question that could be asked about Neighborhoods, just trying to get the info all on the same page. DL card, tri-fold etc. Calm down. 

He also needs to remind VC to go to the bathroom before long car journeys.

i do think the album is a nice listen but nothing stands out for me. there's not really a song that brings me back to it.

he blatantly gave him a push...