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When I first started "manscaping" back in high school, my inexperience told me to shave everything bald. Y'know, like in all the porn that I watched every single moment I was alone.

 

You cannot imagine how itchy I was for the next week, as my barely pubescent (read: slow growing) ball/butthole/pubic stubble gradually returned.  I learned a valuable lesson that week.

 

This was also around the same time I learned that you NEVER use Icy/Hot as a jerk off lube.  Never.  Never ever.

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This was also around the same time I learned that you NEVER use Icy/Hot as a jerk off lube. Never. Never ever.

In high school, my group of friends had an initiation thing we did to anybody else who wanted to enter our little clan.

So our buddy Paul who is now my best friend chose to put Icy Hot on his balls as his initiation. We were all into metal, so we did dumb stuff like this to prove our worth haha, that we could man up and take it.

Paul endured some pain.... and our other buddy Jordan was like "Dude what? That's weak, you're a pussy, there's no way that hurts at all."

So the next week, while at my house with our whole crew, Jordan did the same thing. He went behind my garage and did it.

We made him use an entire handful. 5 mins later he runs into my house, screaming.

There was a bathroom next to my living room where my dad always hung out and watched TV.

Jordan runs into the bathroom and slams the door, yelling and moaning. My dad is like "What the hell is going on?" so we tell him.... and Jordan is in the bathroom just moaning in agony, trying to wash it off and return to baseline, and my dad is sitting in his recliner near the door just laughing hysterically.

I miss high school. haha

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In high school, my group of friends had an initiation thing we did to anybody else who wanted to enter our little clan.

So our buddy Paul who is now my best friend chose to put Icy Hot on his balls as his initiation. We were all into metal, so we did dumb stuff like this to prove our worth haha, that we could man up and take it.

Paul endured some pain.... and our other buddy Jordan was like "Dude what? That's weak, you're a pussy, there's no way that hurts at all."

So the next week, while at my house with our whole crew, Jordan did the same thing. He went behind my garage and did it.

We made him use an entire handful. 5 mins later he runs into my house, screaming.

There was a bathroom next to my living room where my dad always hung out and watched TV.

Jordan runs into the bathroom and slams the door, yelling and moaning. My dad is like "What the hell is going on?" so we tell him.... and Jordan is in the bathroom just moaning in agony, trying to wash it off and return to baseline, and my dad is sitting in his recliner near the door just laughing hysterically.

I miss high school. haha

 

 

Very similar story for me - except I was alone, it wasn't an initiation ritual, and I was doing it out of curiosity.  High school was a time ripe for solo experimentation, since I had a whole lot of libido and a whole little of outlets for that energy.  

 

Though I will admit that I did my whole "college experience" during high school and did the "old man/homebody" experience during college (given that I was in a long term relationship for the expanse of it).  Now I'm doing the mid-to-late-twenties-and-desperately-trying-to-fill-the-gaping-empty-void-that-my-ex-left-in-my-soul thing.  Y'know, the norm.

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So, how do you guys feel about couples that speak openly in front of each other about how attractive they find other people or strangers? Just something that I was thinking about when I was with a friend and his girlfriend and she was openly talking about how hot this guy was sitting across the room.

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Why would it be weird to comment on it?

My ex wife was very uptight about thinking I was attracted to anyone besides her, were as my wife I am married too now is much more mature and understands I am not going anywhere or after anyone else so it's not uncomfortable. I guess it all lies within the strength of the relationship itself. 

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So, how do you guys feel about couples that speak openly in front of each other about how attractive they find other people or strangers? Just something that I was thinking about when I was with a friend and his girlfriend and she was openly talking about how hot this guy was sitting across the room.

I talk about how I find some celebrities attractive and he does the same but if he were to talk about his coworker or friend being really attractive then it might upset me. Honestly it wouldn't really bother me unless it was all he talked about

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Totally. I agree that a relationship doesn't dictate that you must stop all attraction to the opposite sex, (that would be insane) but I honestly find it rude myself. Like, there's no true reason to do that in front of each other, because somewhere deep down that makes the other person envious and jealous. Or maybe I'm just insecure haha

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