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I was concieved while my parents were [apparently] listening to The Way We Were by Barbara Streisand. Fuck that shit…

I think they did fuck that shit or you wouldn't be here

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I know it's stupid, but I get grossed out thinking about my folks gettin' squirrely… I remember when I was like 5 or 6 years old, I heard my mom making these weird noises that sounded like she was puking and laughing at the same time. So I, being the inquisitive and concerned son, get out of bed and walk into their room to see if she's okay… open the door annnnd there's my dad bangin' my mom doggy style. Needless to say, I was scarred for life.

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Shit -- there isn't a decent song going backwards from 2009 until I reach 1986. Prince - Kiss.

Snow - Informer. Good god. I'm embarassed to be from the same city as that ass fuck. I also had Kris Kross.

This is why I avoid popular music and all of it's outlets at all costs.

Really, the only stuff on my birthday I can dig is the big band stuff and jazz from the 40's and 30's. Benny Goodman, Duke Ellington, Glenn Miller.

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