xxmartinxx Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Inquiring minds want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsteel Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 An in-depth study: http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 An in-depth study: http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope Now, I have lived on this planet for 33 years and I have concluded any extended bathroom venture the same way: sitting down, toilet paper bunched in my right hand, reaching back and around my body and gently wiping upwards, balls to butt. That's how I've done it forever. That's how I'm comfortable. But a couple weeks ago, a handful of our readers mailed in declaring that they stood to wipe, which I found to be completely alien. How do you wipe balls to butt (via "reaching around your body") while sitting down? I can't even imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 It's all about leaning to one side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 best thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Standing for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Standing for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I've never even heard of standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 you standers are some sick bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I've never even heard of standing. It's all about leaning to one side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 you standers are some sick bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I've never even heard of standing. It's all about leaning to one side. This. Standing? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I used to do it standing...when i was 5 years old. Grow up, weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Seriously, people stand when they do this? Doesn't the residue get even further imprinted when you stand up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesupervillain Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Nah dude, you just have to do a little maneuver when you stand. It's not like you stand straight up like you're waiting in line at McDonalds or anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raistlinn Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I used to do it standing...when i was 5 years old. This. But when I'm in a nostalgic mood I'll do it standing, it's just more dangerous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidamnesiac Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I used to do it standing...when i was 5 years old. This. But when I'm in a nostalgic mood I'll do it standing, it's just more dangerous All of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 It's all about leaning to one side. Nah dude, you just have to do a little maneuver when you stand.It's not like you stand straight up like you're waiting in line at McDonalds or anything like that. The above posts, as well as a few more, make this the: best thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Also, what about distinguishing between right and left handed? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsteel Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Its funny because no matter what side you are on you are horrified to find out the other side exists and immediately question their dignity as human beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Its funny because no matter what side you are on you are horrified to find out the other side exists and immediately question their dignity as human beings. So true +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricsnow Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I've actually wondered about this for awhile. A+ thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I always mean to use my left hand like back in the day because that's a lot of the reason we shake hands with our right, but I'm just not that good with my left hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestigmachine Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 What the hell?! I've spent 29 years on this earth, but I've NEVER heard of anyone wiping while standing up! Seriously, I'm so puzzled right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 sitting down = longer you can spend sitting = sitting wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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