Team Avatar Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 woo! On new years eve like two years ago, I was recently dumped and really just looking to get something. So I was making out with this girl periodically through the night and at like 3 AM we went into the party hosts room and started getting into it.. well, you know, fingering her. So after I finish doing that, she's like "aww I thought you were going to fuck me or eat me out" and I was like "no, not this time, sorry" or something lame. I had no intentions At this time I'm expecting some head or at least a lousy hand job but she's like I'm thirsty I'll be right back. So I'm laying there in my boxers and she goes to get water. Like two minutes later she comes back in with one of my good friends and falls asleep on the bed with him, while I'm still hard and now really annoyed! So I left. boo. happy new years. tell a story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Both that story and this thread are fucking retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travis Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 This one time at band camp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 thread would have potential if debbie downers like adam didn't exist! someone else tell a story.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Blow jobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 I once got in a lot of trouble for doing that in 4th grade on the school bus. [with my fingers]. This girl and guy always talked and were touchy. My mom made me write a letter apologizing and that sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 oh lawd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 woo!On new years eve like two years ago, I was recently dumped and really just looking to get something. So I was making out with this girl periodically through the night and at like 3 AM we went into the party hosts room and started getting into it.. well, you know, fingering her. So after I finish doing that, she's like "aww I thought you were going to fuck me or eat me out" and I was like "no, not this time, sorry" or something lame. I had no intentions At this time I'm expecting some head or at least a lousy hand job but she's like I'm thirsty I'll be right back. So I'm laying there in my boxers and she goes to get water. Like two minutes later she comes back in with one of my good friends and falls asleep on the bed with him, while I'm still hard and now really annoyed! So I left. boo. happy new years. tell a story Why didn't you fuck her or eat her out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 I don't sleep around and eating out is way too personal for a person I'm not with. So I guess I don't eat around either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 SOMEONE TELL A FUCKING STORY [please] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I hate it when I dont get a blow J when I wont eat the girl out. Come on bitch, just blow me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I've looked at the Post A Picture of Yourself thread and like hell if I want to read sex stories about most of the people on this board (myself included - I'm not Prince Charming). Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 So you won't sleep around, but you blow j around? Information unable to process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 SOMEONE TELL A FUCKING STORY [please] a FUCKING story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 good job jacob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotsubverted Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Post your dick pic Jacob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotsubverted Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 CHUMP IT UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdventureIsOutThere Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Post your dick pic Jacob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 this one time Jacob broke edge, because he didn't believe that i spiked the bottle of 7-up, and thought i was just being a dick and telling him there was gin in it so i didnt have to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriss Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 this thread. you people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaminorthreat Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 So you won't sleep around, but you blow j around? Information unable to process. This exactly. +1million Seriously. You finger bang her and then you expect your dick to get sucked? You're lucky she didn't laugh in your face. Get your shit together and worship the pussy. It's an honor that she even let you have the opportunity. Always eat her pussy first. Always make sure she cums at least once before you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I'm with the OP... sometimes it's just too much effort, and if she isn't going to give me a blow-jay, I'm probably just going to go to bed. Not to sound like a stuck-up, self-absorbed cunt, but I'm somewhat decently attractive and have lazied my way out of so much vagina that sometimes I get mad at myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 I reread the OP. She totally gave the other dude a BJ once OP left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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