Shitty Rambo Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Traaaaaavis, ShittyRambo doesn't know the difference between "to" and "too". Go fuck yourself Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 ha. get a damn haircut with that stellar wardrobe. never! here is me training, like a baus! BITCHES LOVE MY TAPOUT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 i would! Ok. Now think of this... If this was your main way of masturbation, over the years there is going to be a time when you just can't stop.. So now, would you bust in your mouth? rudeboydh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
californiaflow Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Travis, my soda from the food court by the Hot Topic in the mall had to much ice in it, please execute the kid at the register. Sbarro at VV? 80% ice, 20% DP. Not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Factual statement. Who the fuck shops at Sears? I work at Sears. Lol. And the answer to this, at least in the middle of Alabama: Old people. Lots and lots of old people. And I work in appliances so they all horass me about all the "robuts in thems here refridgerators"... Old peopole don't like computerized control pannels on anything apparantly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I have to go to Sears to replace my piece-of-shit Craftsman tools when they inevitably break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethingvinyl Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Better yet, make children WITH his orphans. Adam, I know we're not friends but let's be. You've been killing it lately. Every post is fucking hilarious. Please, keep it up. xadamhudsonx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Next time, at least place an order with a pair of size 48 bondage pants, that way your records will be gracefully shipped within a pair of impact softening Tripp goodness. idreamofpunk and rudeboydh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Adam, I know we're not friends but let's be. You've been killing it lately. Every post is fucking hilarious. Please, keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmhmm Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Next time, at least place an order with a pair of size 48 bondage pants, that way your records will be gracefully shipped within a pair of impact softening Tripp goodness. Good heavens this made me laugh. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I don't think I've bought anything from Sear's since the 90's. 9/11 changed everything. stokd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Ok. Now think of this... If this was your main way of masturbation, over the years there is going to be a time when you just can't stop.. So now, would you bust in your mouth? probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idreamofpunk Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 What the hell is even going on in this thread????? SpinningBlackCircleofDeath 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 What the hell is even going on in this thread????? 3 different convos: 1 about sucking ones own dick 1 about Sears / shitty malls 1 about OP SpinningBlackCircleofDeath 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idreamofpunk Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 But where is the obligatory conversation about sucking your own dick in a Sears bathroom while you yourself are wrapped in bubble wrap? rudeboydh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 But where is the obligatory conversation about sucking your own dick in a Sears bathroom while you yourself are wrapped in bubble wrap? Do you did read my Craigslist missed connection! withengineheart and idreamofpunk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 INTERNETZ GOLD!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 probably. Damn, you're brave man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 PS Travis, do you guys plan on getting Ke$ha shirts back in? I waited way to long to try to find an XL and now they don't exist in stores. Or if you can hook me up w/ a sweet airbrush artist that would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 PS Travis, do you guys plan on getting Ke$ha shirts back in? I waited way to long to try to find an XL and now they don't exist in stores. Or if you can hook me up w/ a sweet airbrush artist that would work Fun Fact: Ke$ha was both concieved and born in a Sears bathroom. xadamhudsonx and rudeboydh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Airbrush is so classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 this thread was enjoyable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 This thread is about real life shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Airbrush is so classy. I know, I'm going to be the classiest person ever! I need to hit up Seaworld and grab a fanny pack while I'm at it rudeboydh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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