TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Add a bunch of "RARE OOP 1/3 LIMITED PRESS MINT OTHER BAND NAMES THAT ARE VAGUELY FAMILIAR OOP SUPERCOOL" shit. Put "similar to" or "FFO" in front of the other band names though, someone pointed out in another thread that if you just list a bunch of bands they can file a dispute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Found out who was making burnt toast in my office. Of course it would be the person I care the least for. Whatever, Friday!!! Haha you crack me up! Whateva! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Was accosted by an old man today. He was a dead ringer for George R. R. Martin. I usually don't do this type of thing, but I went out of my to tell him, at length, how much he looked just like GRRM. He had never heard of him, but nonetheless, seemed stoked to be told how much he resembles a famous person he's never heard of before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Found out who was making burnt toast in my office. Of course it would be the person I care the least for. Whatever, Friday!!! Someone is accidentally burning their toast? Or they set out with the express purpose of burning toast for consumption? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Was accosted by an old man today. He was a dead ringer for George R. R. Martin. I usually don't do this type of thing, but I went out of my to tell him, at length, how much he looked just like GRRM. He had never heard of him, but nonetheless, seemed stoked to be told how much he resembles a famous person he's never heard of before. Wait, I'm confused. Did he accost you or you him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Oh man a group interview? I always sucked at those. Not a group interview, just a recap of things happening around me. They did have a lot of people interviewing but separately. Which is probably why I was in Target for over an hour and a half. PacSun was a group interview and we always joke that I got the job by default because everyone in my group was hella dumb. Black Phillip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Wait, I'm confused. Did he accost you or you him? That's exactly what I was wondering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 That's exactly what I was wondering! I think Hoody's a little baked. I also think the old dude was actually GRRM & decided to fuck with a stoned Hoody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Wait, I'm confused. Did he accost you or you him? That's exactly what I was wondering! He was in the middle of accosting me until I threw on the charm and changed the subject to how much he looked exactly like GRRM, then his mood changed completely in a split second, it was hilarious. At first I was a little worried that it would make him even angrier, like if he took it as an insult or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I think Hoody's a little baked. I also think the old dude was actually GRRM & decided to fuck with a stoned Hoody. I wish. Baked and meeting GRRM? Double-win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 He was in the middle of accosting me until I threw on the charm and changed the subject to how much he looked exactly like GRRM, then his mood changed completely in a split second, it was hilarious. At first I was a little worried that it would make him even angrier, like if he took it as an insult or something. Gotcha... so my original ? was going to be (til you confused the hell outta me & Savage Bea ) was why did he accost you? I wish. Baked and meeting GRRM? Double-win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 They should send this guy to conventions and interviews in GRRM's place while he finishes up the books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 They should send this guy to conventions and interviews in GRRM's place while he finishes up the books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 WHO THE FUCK IS JR1203 AND WHY DOES HE HATE ME SO GODDAMN MUCH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Also shout out to everyone who has been nice enough to upvote all my downvotes from this dudebro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Gotcha... so my original ? was going to be (til you confused the hell outta me & Savage Bea ) was why did he accost you? Ohhh haha yeah I never explained why. Something to do with my driving. He was eyeballing me in the parking lot first. Parked right next to me and I waited for like 5 minutes for his wife to get out because they are elderly and I figure I should let them get out before I open my door. So he's eyeballing me the whole time and I'm thinking 'wait, is this guy waiting for me? cause I am waiting for him HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE GRRM!' Then when I finally stepped out, he's like 'Hey you're lucky my buddy wasn't with me, he's a former staff sergeant, blah blah blah,...' LOL Then I was like 'oh hey, anyone ever tell you... you look just like GRRM!' in a totally non-confrontational way and then he was smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 WHO THE FUCK IS JR1203 AND WHY DOES HE HATE ME SO GODDAMN MUCH? Maybe he has a crush on you. -tess. and Princess Logan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Hahahahha! I'm going to use the Hoody tactic anytime someone tries to yell at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Maybe he has a crush on you. My mama did tell me that boys only pick on you if they like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 WHO THE FUCK IS JR1203 AND WHY DOES HE HATE ME SO GODDAMN MUCH? Maybe he's being mean to keep you keen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I won tickets to see Dum Dum Girls tonight. Yay! BuzzersonKillwell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Maybe he's being mean to keep you keen You fucking Brits. Too witty by half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 He has egg as a friend. May she knows his identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 He has egg as a friend. May she knows his identity. Maybe "he" is egg. Her meaner alter-ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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