KingTacoMunster Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 cereal is the worst, 98.2 % ill get milk in my beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I'll send mine over to you to try out. They can get pretty annoying tho (eating pizza with a beard is a pain in the ase) I have white/grey in the goatee part of my beard & I love it I do hate eating around other people with the beard. Not the worst I just always need to use a knife and a fork. you boys are just doing it wrong. +hecollec+or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Want to call in sick to work tonight. Debating making something up about my furnace not working. I've got 20 minutes before I need to decide. Oh the horrors of a relatively privileged life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Ahhh my brother got me the Mondo Iron Giant OST for my birthday and I got the gray variant yayyyy. Haha. Hi guys! I was excited and wanted to share congrats!! I still haven't received any random Mondo variants. :| (did I just come in on a beard discussion?) yes cereal is the BEST, 110.2 % ill enjoy my meal. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Want to call in sick to work tonight. Debating making something up about my furnace not working. I've got 20 minutes before I need to decide. Oh the horrors of a relatively privileged life. Just tell them that you can't not shit constantly. They'll be happy you didn't come in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 you boys are just doing it wrong. OMG His face at the end is priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 cereal is the worst, 98.2 % ill get milk in my beard. Hate hate hate milk. Dry cereal is amazing though. I will say I do love fucking with a coworker and I'll intentionally leave some cereal in my beard then pick it out and eat it when we are talking. She is sooooo ridiculously grossed out by that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Just tell them that you can't not shit constantly. They'll be happy you didn't come in. Diahrea (i'm not even going to bother trying to spell that correctl) is actually my go to illness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Hate hate hate milk. Dry cereal is amazing though. I will say I do love fucking with a coworker and I'll intentionally leave some cereal in my beard then pick it out and eat it when we are talking. She is sooooo ridiculously grossed out by that. Hate milk? Try: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Hate milk? Try: I am vitamin R deficient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Hate milk? Try: So many brittle bones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clumsymonkey Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 congrats!! I still haven't received any random Mondo variants. :| yes Fixed. Thanks! It was my first. I really want the Shaun of the Dead OST random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Thanks! It was my first. I really want the Shaun of the Dead OST random. Me too (and the ZED). Then I would have all of it (got the black and strawberry). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clumsymonkey Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 And for beards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 James showed me this. only in 'Murica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 It always seems like balding dudes can grow sweet beards, yet my hair is starting to thin on top and I can't grow facial hair worth shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 James showed me this. only in 'Murica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 ^^ What he said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowty Dollaz Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I seriously think the powers that be are tricking us into killing ourselves. That said, I would eat this. #Sucker I'll be back. I need a cigarette. #DoubleWhammy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 And for beards... Who is that? I swear he's m doppleganger with a much much nicer beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Aaand it popped up on my spacebook feed: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/02/18/little-caesars-fast-food-pizza-restaurants/23565411/ Little Caesars has devised a brand new place to feed the public's obsession with bacon: wrapped around the pizza crust.More specifically, 3 1/2 feet of bacon wrapped around the pizza crust. Today, the innovative budget pizza chain will unveil plans to nationally roll out on Feb. 23 the Bacon Wrapped Crust Deep! Deep! Dish Pizza. At $12, the limited-time offer will be one of Little Caesars' priciest pizzas. "Every time you take a bite out of the crust, you'll get bacon," says David Scrivano, CEO at Little Caesars. The pizza also comes with pepperoni and has bacon sprinkled on top. The promotion replaces the chain's Soft Pretzel Crust Pizza. Like many food makers and food sellers, Little Caesars is looking for a new way to cash in on the nation's continued infatuation with all things bacon. Domestic bacon sales have climbed for five consecutive years, recently hitting the $4 billion mark, reports research specialist Information Resources. Bacon has shown up in recent years in everything from sundaes at Burger King to milkshakes at Red Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingTacoMunster Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 It always seems like balding dudes can grow sweet beards, yet my hair is starting to thin on top and I can't grow facial hair worth shit. from my experience, its 100% true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 PIC Oh wait.... can ghosts be photographed? :/ No we can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 It always seems like balding dudes can grow sweet beards, yet my hair is starting to thin on top and I can't grow facial hair worth shit. This is true, I think. I'm starting to go thin on top, but I can grow a super thick beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themeconspiracy Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 James showed me this. only in 'Murica. yesssssssssssss bacon is actually one of my go-to pizza toppings, but i never thought of actually wrapping my pizza in bacon! i think i need to step up my pizza game and make a bacon-crust pizza with bacon jam and pineapple on it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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