Satan Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I've read the whole thread and the only conclusion I can make is that I'm very vanilla but that doesnt mean that you dont have stories! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Once when I was reeeeeeeeallllly little and still didn't completely understand the difference between jerking off and pee, I wanted to get off so I tried and tried but I was doing it wrong and then I "figured it out" and came, but I actually just pissed my bed pretty badly. I just got out of bed, put the sheet down, and slept on top of the sheet. I never did anything after that. I'm surprised you'd have to do all of that - if you pissed as much as you did, either you had a shit ton to drink at which the pee would be mostly water, or you were severely dehydrated.... I also haven't pissed the bed as an adult (only shit, when i had food poisoning....) so who knows. It was mostly water.... very musty water. Didn't help that it was sloshed around in a pussy for a good 30 seconds or so either. Team Avatar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 but that doesnt mean that you dont have stories! Good point. Whenever I'm drinking, I'm always extra aware of my surroundings because I don't want to get taken advantage of. I was hanging with a guy friend and he tried to put his arm around me and I bit his hand really hard! There was a bit of blood but that's his own fault becuase I told him to back off. Much later, and with a different guy, the same thing happened only I did like this guy so I only bit him a little on the arm. We ended up dating so he wasn't too mad. But seriously, I don't like being hit on when I'm drunk. These stories only show why I'm still single. Lol. I'll see if I can think of more vanilla stories to share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Let's keep this thread updated folks! Who's got somethin new? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Hopefully Amnstypls does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 http://thecasualsexproject.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 http://thecasualsexproject.com/ DEAR MOTHER OF GOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 that was just weird and i read one story and it was stupid so i stopped oh well also I hate default wordpress theme so that didn't help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 couldn't help myself... just submitted one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedong Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I'd be worried that it would degrade the condoms ability to do it's job i'd be worried that it would degrade my dick's ability to do its job..... jtcohenour 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I might have a treat for y'all soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Has it happened? Or is this premeditated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Premeditated. And it's fucking glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Let me paint a picture for you: ass to mouth. Only the ass it comes out of, ain't the mouth it's going in to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeTerrain Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Let me paint a picture for you: ass to mouth. Only the ass it comes out of, ain't the mouth it's going in to. now you got me all curious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I'm hanging on your words like I always used to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I'm hanging on your words like I always used to do. Bravo, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Or ma'am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 No, you're a sir. I follow you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Haha. Yeah. I'm a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Haha. (Really?) Hey man, I'm sure there are some nasty hoes that lurk this thread and diddle their skittles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Let me paint a picture for you: ass to mouth. Only the ass it comes out of, ain't the mouth it's going in to. The american dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I might have a story too if words aren't wind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 That's unsanitary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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