derrickcook19941 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I AM SO GLAD that this thread was revived. yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpazzyMcGee Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Read the whole thing again Had to pop some corn for the movie in my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I bet that's not all you popped. Heyoooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I hung out with a girl last night who really likes getting spanked, but I don't have my own bedroom and so we went into one of my roommates bedrooms and I pushed her onto this big comfy chair in his room and "punished" her. When we were done, she got up and I saw that she was laying on top of my roommates Google Glasses. I was so relieved they weren't broken. The end! thedillon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Ok guys. I debated on whether or not I was going to share this, as I'm sure it will change your perception of me. Then I read my posts earlier in the thread and realized that I've already pretty well established myself as a pig. So, fuck it. Last night I pissed in my girlfriend for the first time. I was drunk as fuck... and it's not something I'd ever wanted to do. I just had this weird urge to do so, and went for it. Luckily she was into it. Looking back, it's something that I definitely should have planned for, as I woke up in a piss-soaked mattress that smelled awful. The shower would have been a better choice. It's extremely challenging. I literally had to pin her down so she couldn't move AT ALL. Any movement stimulated me, and caused the urine to retreat. After a good 5 minutes of laying on top of her, absolutely still... the river began to flow. It felt absolutely glorious. Literally the most dominating thing I have ever done. She took it like a champ. I filled her pussy with hot piss, and right as I was finishing, she flexed her pussy and shot it out like a super-soaker. Mind you, this is the same women I mentioned earlier in the thread that squirts. Regularly. I don't think I'll ever do it again, as the clean up was horrible. I literally had to bleach my mattress and wash all of my sheets. Twice. And oh... the poetic irony of walking in to the record store today and seeing an adult fetish kit for pee-play behind the counter. Not gonna lie, I almost bought it. There. I win again. Now, I'm off to develop chapter 3. eight1echo, thedillon, Satan and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rip Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I don't even know how that's possible. I've never been able to piss when I'm hard. Bravo to you anyway sir. Impressive indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I don't even know how that's possible. I've never been able to piss when I'm hard. Bravo to you anyway sir. Impressive indeed. It was extremely difficult. I was hard, but not ROCK hard. I literally had to close my eyes and imagine a toilet in front of me, and it still took some time. Once flood gates opened though... there was no stopping it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 pissing with a boner is the hardest thing to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Ok guys. I debated on whether or not I was going to share this, as I'm sure it will change your perception of me. Then I read my posts earlier in the thread and realized that I've already pretty well established myself as a pig. So, fuck it. Last night I pissed in my girlfriend for the first time. I was drunk as fuck... and it's not something I'd ever wanted to do. I just had this weird urge to do so, and went for it. Luckily she was into it. Looking back, it's something that I definitely should have planned for, as I woke up in a piss-soaked mattress that smelled awful. The shower would have been a better choice. It's extremely challenging. I literally had to pin her down so she couldn't move AT ALL. Any movement stimulated me, and caused the urine to retreat. After a good 5 minutes of laying on top of her, absolutely still... the river began to flow. It felt absolutely glorious. Literally the most dominating thing I have ever done. She took it like a champ. I filled her pussy with hot piss, and right as I was finishing, she flexed her pussy and shot it out like a super-soaker. Mind you, this is the same women I mentioned earlier in the thread that squirts. Regularly. I don't think I'll ever do it again, as the clean up was horrible. I literally had to bleach my mattress and wash all of my sheets. Twice. And oh... the poetic irony of walking in to the record store today and seeing an adult fetish kit for pee-play behind the counter. Not gonna lie, I almost bought it. There. I win again. Now, I'm off to develop chapter 3. (Another delivery) turbobrando, GradedOnACurve, thedillon and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 she flexed her pussy and shot it out like a super-soaker. parkinglot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintedinexile Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I could look at this for hours. Also, love the cat walking by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedillon Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I could look at this for hours. Also, love the cat walking by. hahaha didn't even notice the cat until you pointed it out. amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 But dude, when she super soaked your piss, did she nail you with it? The masses want to know. Was it a direct hit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 But dude, when she super soaked your piss, did she nail you with it? The masses want to know. Was it a direct hit? Of course she did. My cock was still in her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Exactly my thoughts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I don't think I'll ever do it again, as the clean up was horrible. I literally had to bleach my mattress and wash all of my sheets. Twice. Once when I was reeeeeeeeallllly little and still didn't completely understand the difference between jerking off and pee, I wanted to get off so I tried and tried but I was doing it wrong and then I "figured it out" and came, but I actually just pissed my bed pretty badly. I just got out of bed, put the sheet down, and slept on top of the sheet. I never did anything after that. I'm surprised you'd have to do all of that - if you pissed as much as you did, either you had a shit ton to drink at which the pee would be mostly water, or you were severely dehydrated.... I also haven't pissed the bed as an adult (only shit, when i had food poisoning....) so who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I've read the whole thread and the only conclusion I can make is that I'm very vanilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̮ ɤ ̮ Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I AM SO GLAD that this thread was revived. yes. reserected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 reserected erected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Almost threw up reading that piss story. Good job. That's disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 yo can we keep nudes outta here cause like i read this shit at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 yo can we keep nudes outta here cause like i read this shit at work! i havent seen any nudes, that said...bring on the nudes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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